real nersary ryhmes
 

yo
twinkle twinkle little twat
fuck u,u aint down wid dat
when de feds find u,u'll be on de mat
dey could crop u up,u so fat
u see u got in the dam way
" i dont work for no1!" dats wut u say
i no u lying you will av 2 pay
kill fifty people everyday

dere once waz a girl called little bo piep
couldnt get a man so she shaged her sheep :hump:
every time she does therez a dogey bleep
wut a retard how de hell does she sleep
every morning she has white over her face
shes losing her friends shes such a disgrace
shes nearly been killed wid everything even a mace
saddly one day she disappered wid out a trace

second one

yo iz any1 goin 2 read this

LoL, dopest thing I've read in awhile. Made me laugh. Chill on all the damn shortcut typing though. Makes you sound like Marlon Wayans when he was playin that dude on Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood.

One question...is your name Andy? Cuz you're either a friend of mine named Andy from when I went to CA(He used to post here), or you're a wannabe PT_GOT

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reply if u like it or u dont or u cant be assed just reply

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yup, the title is right

yo i dont rap but dat is whack well beta dan friends dude rite sum more dey is funny

..open mic of the month...

this was jus plain whack, pure drivel... no point to it.... leave the nursery rhymes to the children...

lmao.. .RB history s cool