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Unknown Skillz 01-25-04 10:10 AM

Insults/Jokes
 
Ok post a joke or an insult


Insult: Ur so stupid u walked into a grocery store, got lost and starved to death

Joke: Wat do u get when u mix a shitzu and a bull dog?? BullShit


ur turn

IceMan187 01-25-04 10:12 AM

Stolen from carson jetx2 (this is not a racism joke)!

wat do you call a black man in college
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Unknown Skillz 01-25-04 10:13 AM

LOL.............anyone else?

L.A.STR~E~TZ 01-25-04 10:21 AM

How do you get black people to stop hangin around your house? cut the rope


What do niggers and apples have in common? they both hang from trees

Whats the only posotive thing about black guys? their HIV tests

Unknown Skillz 01-25-04 10:22 AM

U racist???????????????

Theo Ginn 01-25-04 10:31 AM

how do you stop 5 black guys raping a white girl...



























...pro basketball

L.A.STR~E~TZ 01-25-04 10:33 AM

naw im not racist, i just know racist jokes, and i am a bit of a stereotyper.

how do you fit 1,003 jews into a truck? one in the front seat two in the back, and 1000 in the ash tray

~HoTTie~ 01-25-04 10:34 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by L.A.STR~E~TZ
How do you get black people to stop hangin around your house? cut the rope


What do niggers and apples have in common? they both hang from trees

Whats the only posotive thing about black guys? their HIV tests




Not Funny.

Chris Black 01-25-04 12:55 PM

People get on the net to say shit they wish they could say in real life...
All of that shit was lame (the racist jokes)...

-W1

FanTa ZeE 01-25-04 01:03 PM

racist jokes suck...fat jokes are the illest

your so fat you iron your pants on the driveway..

i know not funny but i a funny way, they are!

IceMan187 01-25-04 01:05 PM

your momma is so fat, she got baptised at Sea World!

LethalNJectionz 01-25-04 01:40 PM

what do u call a mexican baptism?
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BEAN DIP!
not to be racist or anything... but pretty funny

Happy Thoughts 01-25-04 01:52 PM

Do they have to be insulting jokes or just jokes?!


Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because seven ate nine! LOL!

Harlem's Finest 01-25-04 01:53 PM

An Englishman, American, and an Irishman were sat atop a skyscraper after a days heavy drinking..
They had drunk many pints.. and the American turned to the Irishman and said 'After 10 pints it's possible to jump off this building and fly for several seconds'
The Irishman looked unimpressed..'That's impossible' he said.
So the American finished his pint, and proceeded to jump off the building, flying around an opposite tower before returning to the skyscraper with his mates..
'See' he said.. 'It's easy'
The Irishman was exstatic.. 'Here I go he said'
He jumped off the building.. and plummeted to his death..
The Englishman turned to the American and said..
'Fuckin hell superman.. you're a right bastard when ya pissed!!

Neek 01-25-04 01:55 PM

Smh@people getting offended at racist jokes.....who cares? The kid dint mean it and he wasnt picking on u individually so dont bitch....


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