Valentines
 

I got this in an email..
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking

>for a rhyme with the most romantic first line and least
> romantic second line:
>
>
>Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
>But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
>
>
>I thought that I could love no other
>Until, that is, I met your brother.
>
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>Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
>and so is your head.
>
>
>Of loving beauty you float with grace
>If only you could hide your face
>
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>Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
>This describes everything you are not
>
>
>I want to feel your sweet embrace
>But don't take that paper bag off of your face
>
>
>I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
>
>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
>Marrying you screwed up my life
>
>
>I see your face when I am dreaming.
>That's why I always wake up screaming
>
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>My love, you take my breath away.
>But what have you stepped in to smell this way?
>
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>My feelings for you no words can tell,
>Except for maybe "go to hell"
>
>
>What inspired this amorous rhyme?
>Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Now do you guys have any rhymes?
I do..

This Girl Is Wonderful, She Is My Reason To Brag..
But When We Hit The Sack She Needs A Paper Bag..

LMFAO....
She need a paper bag...
Are you sure you dont???


shit i need a paper bag after reading that shit

.... :shocked:

LMFAO they were fuckin funni as Hell.........................

Lmao At All Of These.

quite funny quite funny.

Your Avy Is Scary^

it's Sho-nuff hottie Sho-nuff..=)

LOL..good stuff...

K. Largo taking it back to the Last Dragon...Most Gangstarest Chinese People working in a Fortune Cookie factory...

Oh...These were funny.

that was funny....im still laughing at some of em..

When i first saw u, my heart skipt a pace.
But then u turned around and i saw ur face.

mines funnier than yours speek

LMFAO......those wre funny as hell.......

good shit.......

My girl looks like she sent from heaven.
I'm in prison cuz she's eleven! LOL

hit these up:
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=111280
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=110315

these were fucking hilarious...