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Diss tracks don’t work anymore, so this is a remix dedicated to Eleete...hah
It goes Speek, Diverse, Wise, Speek

-I Bought Her A Vibrator Today-
Written By: Speek.E.Z., Diverse, And Wise Ways

[Chorus 2x]
It’s All About The Buzz..
Entering Below The Fuzz..
Full Of Batteries And Love..
All She Needs Is One Shove..

Its Like very erotic………

I bought her a vibrator today…………….
It wasn’t to hypen our sex life, cuz that wasn’t needed..
I Just wanted to show her how sex should be treated..
I brought it home for her, I thought she could give it a try..
It was my way of saying sorry for busting in her eye..
I hope this means that you would still be my girl and marry me..
But u slapped me for tryin to be a porn star, called me Ron Jeremy..
So I bought this so you would finally, let us be together..
Then I would buy you duracell so it would last forever..

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[Chorus 2x]
It’s All About The Buzz..
Entering Below The Fuzz..
Full Of Batteries And Love..
All She Needs Is One Shove..

Its Like very erotic………

I bought her a vibrator today…………….
It wasn’t to hypen our sex life, cuz that wasn’t needed..
I Just wanted to show her how sex should be treated..
Guess you could say it was for her self satisfaction
Whenever i wasn't there she could still get some action
She took time out, locked her door for good measure
Four different speeds offered to quadruple her pleasure
Slipping gently inside, she began to quiver and moan
Not really caring at all if anyone else was at home
Nothing says I love you, like vibrating sex toys
New she was a closet freak, just look at her exploits
Back arched, body thrusting upward with convulsions
The low key silent hum was drown out by her explosions
Ear to ear grinning, not even a volcano could erupt this much
Enhancing pleasure with her vibrator, before she loved to touch

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[Chorus 2x]
It’s All About The Buzz..
Entering Below The Fuzz..
Full Of Batteries And Love..
All She Needs Is One Shove..

Its Like very erotic………

I bought her a vibrater today...
It wasn’t to hypen our sex life, cuz that wasn’t needed..
I Just wanted to show her how sex should be treated..
Gotta have patience..Even though she's on menstration
Ain't put'n my dick in..she got tha plastic for penatration
Yeah I'm small..
....Size of my penis has been coming up alot lately
Bought her a vibrater so when I hit it she don't degrade me
Now I think she hates me..cuz my shit has been shrinking
Its come back to haunt me..tha vibrater is all she's thinking
About..Its sad to me..but to her its funny and really true
Knew I should of got her Little Pinky..instead getting Big Blue
Had a bottle of Jack Daniels..got whisky dick but it was normal
Walked in..& she was using it..
So I pulled mine out..she said "ahh..cute baby..how adorable"
Learned my lesson with dildos..trained my tongue to be skillful
& I'm trying to get bigger..was working..but I lost tha pills though
She still mocks tha size of my wee wee..dosen't matter to me
Cuz I got this bitch back..when I hid tha all tha vibrater batterys!!

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[Chorus 2x]
It’s All About The Buzz..
Entering Below The Fuzz..
Full Of Batteries And Love..
All She Needs Is One Shove..

Its Like very erotic………

I bought her a vibrator today…………….
It wasn’t to hypen our sex life, cuz that wasn’t needed..
I Just wanted to show her how sex should be treated..
I came home one day, and the moaning was so profound..
So I took off up the stairs, be afraid I was so hellbound..
There she laid on the bed with the vibrator stuck in her pussy..
I through off my clothes and told her things are gonna get messy..
But she just ignored me, so I grabbed the vibrator and held it in my hand..
“What the fuck is this?” “Sorry hunny our sex is just to bland”
I took the damn thing and grabbed a knife and started to butcher it..
“It was just to keep you busy, not leave me look impotent”
“Sorry, you just don’t give me the please that it does”
As I started to yell and scream the damned thing started to buzz..
So I chucked it out the window without a care of what others might think..
“I hate you, how the hell would you rather this in your pink?”
I looked back at her, and said bitch this over don’t ever face me..
Because how can a gift I get, be the means to replace me..

(*Her Crying*)

It’s All About The Buzz..
Entering Below The Fuzz..
Full Of Batteries And Love..
All She Needs Is One Shove..

Its Like very erotic………

Commentary:
The Realist: Now that’s a good piece, oh ya whats that’s girls number ;)