Looking For Hot *Free Agents*
 

Ayo....If Your A Free Agent...Drop 5 Bars and Let Me Hear Your Ish..

The Crew Your Trying Out For Is I.L.L.=ILLICT LETHAL LYRICISTS

So Drop Your Ish and I Will Decide

~R~

G*Luck :thumbup:

CProgress... close, he can't have a crew thread in the free agents board!

This isn't a crew forum...this is just a place for Free Agents to post their ish thats all..

So Suck On It...Beotch!


~R~

Don’t get in this con’s way, or you’ll get bombed like Bombay
I got a mind stay to grab the A.K. and spray where your mom’s stay
I’m hot like a long day, so don’t come at me the wrong way
You beating me is just a rumor, like 50 Cent hookin up with Beyonce
I’ll rape your fiancé, till she scream like Ashanti
Run her over in a Diamante and watch her blood spill like Picante
Im seein your weak rhymes, you should keep it, and peep mine
Your like my cell phone, you get used up often on peak times
You sound like the fag type, that’ll suck on your dad’s pipe
Even with an over-bite, you’ll blow his dick hard like a bagpipe
Those are the facts right? You’re the exact opposite of someone who raps tight
Your shine is dimmer than a black light, and your laughed at like when drags fight
Your style is like a ghost haunting, we see it and find out that no one’s runninng
You should of stuck with your original battle plan, and that would be to post nothing
Yeah I’m close cutting, and I’m hotter than toast burning
And I proclaimed awesome and radical, like Bill and Ted’s bogus journeys
Drop bombs that’ll leave your toes hurting, leaving you in critical condition
Did I forget to mention, that you get ‘out spoken’ like a senator at a Political convention
With minimal intentions, I do the most damage, with no fixin
I got punch lines that leave your nose redder than if Rudolph was beat up by Blitzen

holla at me....im up for grabs
-Joker

Fasho Pimpin....

Your Style Is Decent, I Mean You Got Potential and That's Good..

So Yea Your In Playa..

Rep Da Crew In Your Sig..

~R~

Yo..hurr ma stuff..PM me if u like
Yo i can spit ma stuff iz ill
if ya put ya hands on ma hip ma gun u'll feel
i have ya spittin so poor like you mealz on weelz
have ya turning me tricks like you a seal
So if ya like ma spit tell me wut's tha damn deal

Aight, Keep Da Agents Coming...

Drop Sum Ish...

~R~

im about to rip off heads cause them death, leave them in their coffin ill be makin shreds/
i be causin bad luck for all battlin me, these people are pussy they aint no g/
aint worthy for my right beat u with my left, evrybody knows i'm the best of text/
i only dropped 3 bars but holla back at me

This shit is freestyle it aint to offend...
dont look if your mindz to small to comprehend...
ya'll wanna join karlos beacause how his dick feelz...
bitchez you cudnt roll wid me if i gave ya sum wheels...
This crews ill and they definin skill....
to slow down there flow ull need a penicilin pill...
They fowin till they cant flow no more...
poppin their shit till they awaken tupac shakur....
shit man im just ryhmin basic and smooth..
wait till i get raw and stomp all ova ye like a horse hoove...
punchline afta punchline ryhme afta ryhme....
I.I.L Ill make it ya year if you set the time...

holla if im in

umm actually this shit is old I.L.L joined up wit some other crews and we became advactous diablio so drop your shit there

"don't get mad or hate me its not my fault your mom tried to rape me"
Krackmittens

dawg that ish is hell funny.............
 

man do that stuff is hecka funny man keep it up ur gonna be the shit man................

not tryin to be mean but if you aint trying to rep tray six then take it off your sig please..................

-skips into thread-

is everyone leavin AD?? lol...

HoLLaH aTCHa Boi!

-skips outtah thread-

i wanna be apart of the team
 

hey i wanna join so tell me if u liked this verse

hey yo look i only got a few minutes to get rid of ya confidence
u didnt even give me a time limit to drop a rhyme with this
sshh im droppin this, crazy, ya rhyme vocab compared to babies
ya lazy rhymes dont feel like coming out ya f.ckin mouth for ladies
it doesnt really matter dude if u came with an attitude
im hot, ya best chances to battle in northern latitudes
i gave u the gratitude but f.ck it i got to laugh at u
how u goin to let someone spit before u, then beat crap of u
hey look ya rhymes sometimes visually impair eyes
one line ends to the left the next on the other side
i aint high , jus think that u need some special attention
on how to separate ya freestyle sh.t and whatever's written
forgettin' before u battle to stop by the local library
to do countless hours to study stretchin vocabulary
but you a winless striver hopin you win this barely
you couldnt beat me even if you start keying since january
so next time come with ya best rhyme plus a check time
so u can have a chance, cuz that will give me less time