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Jesus!
This is a rhyme about Jesus. We performed it one time at some bullshit school band competition while we were waiting to do our real songs, and one of the judges who was a Jesus-Freak totally flipped out. It was pretty funny.
Jesus was our Lord, He was our Savior; Jesus was a gangsta on his BADDEST behavior; His bitches and hos, they were all very fine; and that cool cat could turn water into wine I knew a Jew Numba one thrilla! That motha fucka was a Jesus Killa! they whipped him once whipped him twice now they got a movie called "Passion of the Christ" we got DANGA baby Jesus in the MANGA but I'm no STRANGA cuz Jesus was a GANGSTA -word! |
thought it was hot.....
but i dont know if i like you sayin' jesus is a gangsta...... and that shit about the jews killed him..... one love........ |
Wack!
That was wack, don't talk about JESUS again unless yo head can keep up with yo whole deadbeat persaude. You's a shame to even sideline the Christian terrain. So stay off and onto yo secularism.
"I AM THE WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE NO ONE COMES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH ME(JESUS CHRIST). JN 14:6. CHRRRIIIISTTTT!!!!! |
fo real what the fuck was that shit u obviously dont know anything about christ
but its better than most of ur stuff keep droppin |
do NOT give me hell about not being a good christian. If you don't think God has a sense of humor, think again guys. Also, i've done 20+ hours of community service to get confirmed (i'm catholic, and NO I WAS NOT RAPED BY MY PRIEST), so I do not want lectures about my faith please. Also, the Jewish peoples actually did kill Jesus (Pontias Pilot said that Jesus could go free unless anyone wanted him dead, and the Jews told him that they did. Thus, Pontias killed Jesus). Also, whoever said something about my shit not being to good at the moment, you're right. I really havent had much time to devote to this recently so most my rhymes have just been joking around ones. I'll spit some good ones sooner or later, and thanks for the feedback.
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that wuz um wow...i don't kno..if i feel to comfortable about tha way u portrayed JESUS at tymes but i guess..it wuz funny but of course not true...it wuz hella funny tho....
keep ryming and drop a line bout me fourth open mic (that's tha title) BE BLESSED P.S go vote dudes youngstar vs snyper youngstar vs j mob youngstar vs lyrical havok..but ya'll can't poll vote(CREW) youngstar vs chalk clorox....ya'll mite b able to vote..i can't member(CREW) but yeah and i have a open mic entitled..this is ma fourth go support..i'll support back..jus send a PM |
man i aint event hat religous man but you dont spit curse words and verses bout jesus in da same rhyme ya nut job by the way you are god awful so just give it up
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Please direct all further questions to my previous post...
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It was cute...In topic....Go for structure...
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