RapVerse.com Community - Freestyle from Hyperspace

Alright, polish your pocket protectors and throw up the Klingon salute because I'ma' blast off like oldschool Star Trek..better get ready to check in,..5 4 3 2,..1 HYPERSPACE

Managing hoes Stardate 24/7-365, I'm the only cat alive who still says "jive".
Because I'm Elmers Glue, everyone sees my pimp hand but who knows who it'll stick to.
I'm riding on my Vespa nicknamed "Enterprise", all my rhymes are crispa' than anyone who ever tries, people think the money is in the corporate lies but they aren't,..They're in between my ladies' thighs.
Button-down shirts, co-ed computer club flirts, I'm white but my dick is still as big as a Bratwurst.
All you thugs and other pimps with that bling bling, but I spend my money on other phat things.
Collectible replica phaser, computer parts for my infared laser, and if one of my hoes dip, a robot dog to chase her.
I'm chillin' on my laptop, the one with the modem so fast the effin' cops try and stop, they'll never get it though cuz' it's slicky and sticky like pig slop,..you can soak it up but it'll just stay on the mop.
I study any Shakespeare book to get my sick flow,
The fact I'm an Economic crook you'd never know,...
You guys are ignorant, talking about thuggin' is what Mercutio mean't.
"A plague on both your houses, you've made worms meat of me", that's where I learned revenge, drive-bys, and never to trust a family tree.

Education is essential, and knowledge decides your survival potential..

Yeah, the nerd speaking, MC Elmers Glue is out like a boner in sweat pants, hooolllaaa'!