vango and mic_wrecker vs. bulletproofmonk(alpha) and meters(random tag team match)
 

deadlines:
battles go up sunday night around 10:00 pm eastern
check in by wedsday
verses due by thrusday
votes due by the next sunday around 9:00pm eastern
rules:
no dick riding
no crew votes
no freeposting that's what the beef thread is for if you do it here more then three times your dq'd
no feeding off of other guys verse
verses can't be posted until both teams have checked in
if your team mate doesn't show you still have to battle
in that case you get 20 line max and you get two wins
instead of a win going to each team mate.
bar limits:
4 line min. each
10 line max. each

Checkkk check check.

check check lemme in this

check, alright this is going to be hot, wassup mic wrecker!

wat up nigga

Checkin' in... DirtBoy, you can just call me Alpha now, everyone in the league should know my new name.

^^starting next week then i was doing that name thing more for me to remember then the rest of the league

aite now that we checked in lets do it

Bell rings mcs come out there corners, LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!

See its Vango and Micwrecker vs Alpha and this bitch named Meters
First let me rename Alpha, "Numeric", and Meters youll be "Sharon Peters"

Lets get this party started since both these cats are dressed In "Pink"
Alphas so fucking stupid he thought Wu-tang was a breakfast drink

Micwreckers got Alpha in the scissors, I got Meters in "THE LOCK"
I took both of them to the gravel pit, and neither one of them could ROCK

Alphas the only bulletproof Monk whose styles so easily penetrated
Meters your more like inches, a measurement thats just outdated

We asked for competition, instead Dirtboy sent these Pretenders
Dont ever step inside our ring AGAIN, UNTIL YOUR REAL CONTENDERS

VanGo doesn't quite understand that rap is an art form
I mean, his basic knowledge of skill is how well u can shoot porn!
And the only way mic-wrecker's wreckin' this is wit a no-show
I'm battlin' a pussy and a mis-pubic, cause Van's just Can'tGrow
It's funny how he's postin' warnings to his own partner, for real
Cause mic-wrecker ain't here out of fear of loss or Van's sex appeal!
Alpha's takin' this battle by as many Meters as u can come up with
Meters may not even show, he'll let Alpha come up with the dope shit
At the hundred Meter finish line before mic-wrecked and Van hear "Go!"
Cause a massacre's all you get when Alpha enters to steal the show
I'm not worthy of these stooges' respect, cause it's aimed only at D/R's
Ya'll are gettin' stripped to ur weak battle heart, just like a beat car
Mic-Wrecker's Destined to Rhyme until Alpha enters the battleground
And no, VanGo, I don't want it, that's why u got a tag partner, hound.
Peace

yo herb its 10 line max, you posted 14

alpha i'm yo OMEGA nigga dis da end of yo distorted facts//u culdnt spit fire if yo tongue was down a bitch's burnin urinary tract// :laugh:
i'll perform "lyrikal amputation" cut yo style till its beyond reconition//
until this tamdom of pussies realize that talent is really what they missin//
nigga the tandom of u 2 homoz is like halle barry an ru paul//
caz one of yall is juat a bitch(alpha) the other's a pretender wit no balls(meters)// :laugh:
how meters gon not show up to a championship bout//
went AWOL like a US soldier forgot wat rap battlin's all about//
bottom line yall niggaz culdnt BEAT me if i was lubed up and ready to bust//
hope yall believe in somethin caz da only way yall winin is if n god u trust//

VanGo? Well named son...but not for your artistic rhymin', yo...
Rather 'cuz you'd also cut off your ear...
...if you heard Mic-Wrecker's audio!
I'll leave you rottin' ho, Van's too slow as I swoop and smother
Shit, all your bars are seperated...
...'cuz they're embarrased of each other!
Van's Another wack kid, somehow worse at life than text...
Hell, your custom titles a girls response when you ask for sex!
Wrecked Van, next Mic...are you fucking serious with that spit!?!?
And you know you suck when even IN your verse faces laugh at it!
Mic-Wrecker, you're shit..,fucka three bars, i'll leave you just two
and the sad part is this still probably means i'm over-estimating you : (

So what... People will vote on skill, not length. But, won't happen again, DirtBoy.

whatever here's my vote:

breakdown for vango and mic_wrecker:

flow:really working on vango's side, for the most part prettty solid on mic_wrecker's too at the end a little off though overall 7/10

volcab:both side were working well on this good job you two 8/10

punches:best line, vango--"Meters your more like inches, a measurement thats just outdated", and mic_wrecker--"u culdnt spit fire if yo tongue was down a bitch's burnin urinary tract// " overall both of you did a solid job 7/10

overall:22/30 a well matched up pair here i thought solid job

breakdown for alpha and meters:

flow:meter's flow was alittle choppy while alpha was working well it balanced out alright though 6/10

volcab:well nothing too amazing here worked for the vese but 6/10

punches: alpha--"I'm battlin' a pussy and a mis-pubic, cause Van's just Can'tGrow" and meters--"Shit, all your bars are seperated......'cuz they're embarrased of each other!" your best lines were working well but not too many of them between the two verse 6/10

overall:18/30 pretty good verses not great the best this week though

vote--vango and mic_wrecker got this down good here nice veses from all though