two sides collide
 

intro:i have 2 sides the funny side and the dark side.now they are fightin eachother.

chores:which one should live..............which one should die
which one should alline wit me..........i cant deside
which one is good.........which one is bad fo my mind
this is what happens when 2 sides collide X2

(funny)(verse 1)
all the critics say im just another white rapper
im not eminem or bubba sparxx im the maddhatter
and dont even try to relate me wit vinilla ice
cuz you'll end up wit black and blue eyes......ight
i drank a 40 of coke diet to be politclly correcet
cuz you cant say coke and not be asked what the shit you sniff
no bitch the drink.......the one in a can wit a pull tab
or you can get it in a bottle a big one and guzzle it wit ya dad
and then mom will yell..........use a damn cup
but we cant we smashed all the glasses up
cuz we listened to that rock mixed wit hiphop
and dad dared me to drink soda wit pop rocks
i did it.....and look im still alive
and now let touch a pepper and conncet it wit my eyes

chores X2

verse2 (evil)
i woke up one mournin mournin that i havent died yet
cuz im depressed and wanna get done wit this bullshit
everyone wantin sumtin from me...........a hand out
please get the hell out of my house before i shout
and if you dont this killer will be raise from his slumber
yea you heard me i'll kill you and i didn't studder
slip or stumble rant or ramble ready to gamble
rollin the dice snake eyesthats more presser i cant handle
please i need a life line i cant take this punishment
see a gun im cockin it........ see a vein im cuttin it

chores X2

verse 3 both

to be continued.........