Funny reason 2 break up from a girl
 

I havent had anything hilarious but...

1.)gf hated that I still watched porn while I was with her.
2.)not trying anal sex.
3.)for having stinky shit.

altho I didnt use these when breakin up with them it was the main force.....erm.......u got funny ones?

(im just tryin 2 make this forum more hedrosexual again..rumour has it...if u say or even read the word gay too much u turn gay :laugh: )

i broke up with a girl once because she always scraped my dick with her teeth when she went down on me. ahhhhhhh.

ergh and ow....was she goofy?

^^^^^^^^rofl

not really goofy, well to think of it she was extremely loud in bed. i mean like annoying loud. i mean everyone thinks you want a girl like that in bed, but really thats annoying when you gotta put a pillow over her mouth.

haha.....thats why doggie.....face in the pillow is always best...

I also dumped a chick coz she had a slight weight prob.....nuttin serious

^as u can probably tell by my absence from that picture.....i hated cowgirl

WOW
Thats a big bitch.
I broke up with a girl because she said Chingy was her favorite rapper.

i thought she was riding you and you were in the bed somewhere. ha ha.

Rrrrrrrrooooooooooofffffffffffffflllllllllll!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn...i really was rollin on the floor laughing at that pic and vango's reply

funny shit.......LMAO

That is fuckin' disgussin.

i just tell her my dick is ellergic to her, serious medical shit

Why do you have a girlfriend in the 1st place?

WOW
Thats a big bitch.
ewww