Worst Verse Competition
 

yo........ im bored so im startin a competition in which you drop a verse but TRY to make it wack........dont make it too long (past 20 lines) at the end......ill take the best...and post em ina thread and see whose was the wackest...........but your verse has to rhymes ya know.....no bullshit.....just make it lyrically incomprehensible....

The farm had a cow that went moo
It was old so it ate an old shoe
Then afterwards the donkey took a big poo
As I watched drinking mountain Dew
The kat ate the burrito from mexico
while i ate a oil pan form texico
Hardcore gangsta shit is gangsta
The popes my gansgta idol, beware wanksta
Nas went to get a full body tan
But he got sunburned and shot a fan
Then he boiled her butter in a pan
then cooked up a bunch of Queenz Hams

preach or....

Snoop Doggy Dog
Sat on a log
He started to grog
and Kissed a gay frog
He pooped alot
THen 50 got shot
9 times
took one to the head
now he forgot how to rhyme



preety whack.....errrr dope.......lol its hard makin whack ryhmes like this.....

uppin fo mo wack verses

for soem kids this just comes naturally they dont have to fake it ask gunit

lol............lmao........you should try it....its challenging...........lol.....comeon uppin for dope errr dopeish verses that suckkk

Bigchase prolly gotta big face
If he come at me imma hit'm tha face
Or play cop and hit'm wit some mase
you wont find no trace - get it he gone
watch I'm going to hit his moms
while im writing this and im paying
chill dog really im just playin

something like that?

I can rhyme about chocolate bars.............................................

for this, you gotta bring in gunit101

Can't have a worst verse thread witout him

-CJ-

cat hat bat sat rat an a place mat
drive a car to then go splat
can u believe that, beepers
are u a underachiever, all gravy
cuz I got a fleece from old navy
tights, read you you rights
thats gangsta 101 son ah'ight!!!!

The sickest wack verse Ever!!!!

wackitty wack wack wack,
slapped ya bitch in the back,
bit ya sack, stole ya stack,
made out like a cat on crack........


hmmmmm, pretty wack

whats up, my rhymes are hot,
guess what, yours are not,
im gonna go tie my shoe
your mamma sucks my dick till its blue
yo check it dog i gota flow
i got that flow down like yo yo yo
its killer the way that im totally good
and i am in the hood

no ya guys aint all gettin it....triple n got the only good one.....it has to be ToTaLy WhAcK....like mine and make it long.....loo

hmmm stupid idea u must be bored