Floating Words
 

I creep through the night like a spirit neophyte, the images I see are disunite, I'm the motherfucker that cause your children fright
I never felt the touch of a coma, though I soon might... I never travel lightly, so now I got some straight 40's in my pockets to guide me
I got so much in me, that, if you light me, I'ma set the whole world on fire. No shit I'm a liar, but don't fry yer remaining braincell
Tryin' to understand me, Hell, just the smell of my breath knocks you out, like Kieron Dyer. I'm the drinker for hire, the ill versifier, the Alize deifier, I'm a vilify yer parents now cuz I'm inspired
But I'm falsifyin', cuz when I get tired of this livid plyin', I'm gonna be supplyin' your moms with brand new buttplugs
I know it sucks, but who gives a fuck? I flip another brew, so let the fast-talker spit some shit at you,
Like Johnnie Walker, I keep walkin'... Walkin' straight is another issue... It's true, it's no fable,
Using every chance I'm donated, I'm more capable of bein' hated,to be sophisticated I'm unable, I'm not under the influence, I'm just under the table, since the fifth grade I've been mentally unstable
When my teacher told me I'm not good enough to pass and drove me outta class, plus she fucked the grades in my last test
I wonder how she felt when I did the same to her daughter's ass?!... 'twas the night before Christmas
Speaking of which, I have some beef with Santa... Why did he slip me off his agenda? Well, no matter, chief,
My chimney's ready next year for your sheaf... With a fuckin' skewer spear right underneath! I'ma try that doctor kit I've wished for on his teeth, yo
Knock him out and drive his sled off a cliff, ho ho ho! How's that for a season's greeting? By the way, Anne N! At our next meeting
Remind me to give you yer present... It's called "in-between-the-eyes-spitting" How fitting...
When I'm sober, I'm doubtlessly not this hysterically... I most probably won't even remember half of this oddity I'm shitting aberrantly
Cuz this jam I'm pullin' is mostly rubble, just like the words I use to abuse and misuse your time, burst it like a bubble
I know this'll get me in trouble... But you'll never dispose of the king of the macabre, I'ma bounce back, like that green shit from flubber
One last advice: love your country, but use a rubber. I'm a poor motherfucker with so much on my calf. The other day I met a mugger,
Told him, if he found any money on me, I'd split it half... There's no shaft of hope in sight, nothing left, no light, I'm tellin' you
It's true... Even the rats in my block lead a better life than I do. But I'm more happy with myself than Mannitou. I live for the Absurd, like Albert Camus.
Fuckin' asschew Cupid tried to shoot me... that was stupid. Cuz I put a 40 to his dome, gushed his brains out and sprinted
Don't wanna basket my life, I wanna live it, don't wanna put my nuts in the hands of a slut like my homie Sect did
And got infected with an ailment called servility, he bacame easily persuaded... how unexpected...
I just hope the damage she did can be mended. Gotta hand it to whores though, the sad effect that they have on a bro
Is so efficient and fast mo. You never see it comin' until it's too late, yo. Just like that crow, Anne N. She may be slow
At walking, but she's a rapid ho when it comes to sucking, it's sickening, the way she's docking all derelict fucking dicks in her trickling ho cake
She as much of a mistake as Aguilera's tits are fake. But I end now, there's just too much at stake, I'm close to wakin' up and confront practicality, like Dracula confronted with daylight brutality, I can't risk facing reality
So I'ma mix me one more vodka-plant tea to keep my body frail, but my thoughts free. Now flee! And pray that you son of a bitches never end up like me!

very very very long lol i refuse to read it holla...

Your challenged reading capability is beginning to annoy me.

interesting... like the creativity. some of it sounds a bit forced though, like the rhymes don't always work or the flow is off in places. all around nice though.