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Drop Your First Raps
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. . . . . . . . Aight check it Ill "telepathically break your esophagus", so when you "read" this youll be "left breathless, gaspin for air"// Ill make you "electrifyin" like "sittin on electricity" or diein from a "electric chair"// Ill "stab you in the stomach" wit a "rusted knife"// Im "lethal like toxins" im the "rust you digest thatll end your life"// Ill "leave your body like the exorcist" after "my gat leave you possessed"// Ill "inject poison in your heart" leavin you like "cops" but "critical in cardiac arrest"// Ill "slit your wrist" like "eminems wife kim" and let the "blood excrete"// Ill put a "carton of dozen eggs in your bed when you sleep", that means when you rollover "more than twelve shells will be in your ass" when you "wake up and you look under your sheet"// you can write your "saved 1-800 collect prewritten shit in your palm" and it still "couldnt be hand written"// you can "feed off my verse" and "starve and my rhymes still couldnt be bitten"// Ill stick my "gat down your throat and clog your windpipe" and rip out your "left nostril" so you "breath half the air in your right"// your "punches dont connect" like a "man wit no arms" gettin into a "arm wrestlin fight"// you "losin this battle" is like "Al Gore losin his presidential campaign"// Ill leave a "infill red dot aimed" in the "middle of your crane" ready to "separate your skull from your brain"// My "gat will lift" you so "high" youll be "elevatin wit the birds"// My "punches will leave your mouth redirected" so when you "talk youll be lost for words"// |
Whose This Wackass Rapper By The Name Of Vinman/
If I Come At His Chest Hell Be Just Like The Tinman/ Fuckin Wackass Prick Hope Nobody Followed U/ U Coulda Been Nice But I Made Ya Mom Swallow U/ Fuck Is A Vin, I Spits Venom/ Lil Buggin Ass Nigga, I Shouldve Repelled Em/ U Aint Really That Nice And Rhymin Is The Thing U Best At/ When I Shit On U Rb Should Call Me Exlax/ U Sittin In A 94 Honda, Im Rollin In The Bm/ I Couldve Multiplied Every Last Cell In My Body And U Still Couldnt Be Him/ I Remember It Was About 6:00 Pm/ Lookin At The Board Noticed I Had A Pm/ Dude Wanted A Battle I Replied Yes/ Then This Bitch Started Talkin Reckless Thru The Net Talkin Bout How I Was A Punk And He Was Gonna Teach Me A Lesson/ I Could Prolly Hook This Kid And Break His Jaw Wit No Effort/ But Instead I Jus Bitchslapped Dude In Bitchslapped/ On The Net While His Girl Workin The Track/ He At Work Tryna Nigga Breakin His Back/ She At Work Gettin Bitchslapped Cuz She Aint Gettin Paid From Niggas Breakin That Back/ Nigga Stop Stalkin Me Ridin My Cock/ After This Stay In Hiphop Lounge And Hiphop Talk |
This Was My First Battle Against Streetsweepa..i should have wn check the battle out some funyy shyt lol
ayo im gonna murder this shyt talker before he kills himself/ street u better slap a condom on ya lips to protect ya mouth/ i got tha thirst of a thoroughbred so watch where ya steppin/ the weapon im gettin sick of holdin so its gettin thrown in ya direction/ :all males refrain from steppin near street: is what im warnin men/ cuz the only time dis nigga will see pussy is if he's born again/ punches killin you..ya couldnt be sik if u snorted 6 lines of anthrax/ ya skills couldnt see mine if i was inches away and u was sportin contacts/ im crazy..this nigga street never heard of me but he wanna murder me/ but im crazier than a japanesse dude walkin thru germany/ room for improvement..im startin a lethal movement..i'll prove it/ cause street got 10 seconds to live..na, make it 5 for being useless/ |
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Thats decent for a FIRST rap |
bullshit those arent you first raps. I will have to go back to my old site to find mine.
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well I open my mouth to spit and out come flamez//
u could light you ass on fire just by sayin' my name// you say you better then Em well you gotta get past me// just by pulling out my gat you scream and then flee// you can rhyme all the fuck you want just know you won't win// unless you got a ill rapper relative who happens to be your twin// don't get it twisted I ain't against all of the wiggaz// you can pretend to be black or something just by pulling a trigger// my name will come in handy right after this battle// unless you plan to quit and go to the farm to round up the cattle// praise me!!!!!!!! at least I elevated a little! |
Check it... my first rap was about.... oatmeal! lol... Fuck, I was bored as shyt that day!
When ya wake up in the morning just how do ya feel? You wanna get up to a good hot bowl of oatmeal! You put on some clothes; throw on some socks Reach in the cupboard just to get that box You get the pot and then some water and ya let it start to boil Can't find the pot top so ya use some tin foil Can't wait to eat ya oats; ya turn the stove up high That's when ya thinking to yaself, "How can I make time fly?" Ya think about a minute, Watch the telly for five Ya come back, the water's bubblin' and it's kickin' live Ya open up ya oats and then ya just start pouring Then ya say, "What the hell! I'll just put a little more in!" It takes a whole 5 minutes then it's finally done You don't walk like normal people you just haul off and run Ya put the brakes on at the sink and then ya rinse ya bowl and cry, "I gotta finish quick before my oats get cold!" Ya eat the pot of oats because the pot of oats was blazin' When ya finish then ya thinking, "Man, I shoulda added raisins!" There's a singing part to it... but I ain't even gonna try and go there!...lol |
^we should team up I made a rhyme about chocolate!
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I found my first shit!!
Flowmasta step up if want it/ Imma burry this cat,bring yo best imma stomp it/ You nothin to me/ You suka MC/ U dont want me,who does?im like fukkin HIV/ You wanna battle bring it/ im in my kingpen,to kill what you bringin/ im the best/ pust couple thru yo vest/ who the fuck you gone test/ when you fuck with the best/ wow,i used to think i was the shit too .. |
my first battle
I'll remove you with the delete key, he had to make up fake personals His Played rhymes while my punches and disses come in military arsenals Your lines are stretched up, lost points in your structure and your flow He a flyweight, his rhymes still sucks and he signed up a long time ago Say he a hurricane, he can't reach me cause im the highest mountaintop Already this fake MC choking in the battle, get this nigga a cough drop My words and lyrics has got your mouth so dry that you can’t even spit I’m going to KO’ you like what Eminem did to Papa Doc and Lickety Split I know that you be ghostwriting your verse, this kid trying to fool me. Because if you can't look through your lines of rhymes, then M can't C. This kid claim he a hustler, cause he smuggling to many porn pics. Because it’s like I'm eating cereal, because this fruit is just trix MC.CM keep saying he's dope, so I'm smoking him to get higher. And that is why I'll be burning Cm, like throwing rulers in fire. that probably mite be my first rap all the others have been deleted |
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Dam son that was the hottest shyt i ever read lmao shyt was funny and well written laughed all the way through |
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It's a shame, you had to look in my profile to get a thought in ya brain so you could beat me,
that's ok, you a dame right, we dont even need a mic and you can "beat me," and i know my shit, who cares that i'm a middle school fuck up, i'll bet that when you get done reading this flow, you'll shut the fuck up, watch ya mouth, you'll fuck around and catch an STD over the net, I dont care if you a bitch, I'll still slip the fishin wire under ya neck, ~First battle vs Jixi. won 5-1(D/R vote. the igga said he loved her in the thread but anyway)~ tell the truth, after readin my profile, you in love wit me right, I know that you is, cause if not, you must be a dyke, I'll sing you do sleep, then after that, i'll take ya neck and ring you to sleep, so get over it ya dumb broad, ya loss, the genius is me. it's duke 14 years lived, but im twenty years old, so dont find yaself butt naked, raped, and in a ditch in the cold. |
aight this was my first ever battle and it was on this site......
yo, i even dropped first, and still he didnt hit me where it hurts cos hes jus fake....like an antheist kissing bibles in a church no doubt hes a kon....cos he thinks he can bite for free shit! the faggogts like low fat drinks, hes too light for me you bring shame and disgrace on your fucking proud nation i mean, ive battled better `cats`....in the stray kitten foundation son i know you retarded.... so i`ll drop this half hearted you jus like shite builders....ya never finish what you started you may merk fakes daily....like that takes balls, go get a tutor never stepped to a vet before....now hes getting neutered |
props to the oats guy. you are now my new god.
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