had a rough night drink a beerio
wake up in the morning and eat some cherios
honey comb honey comb me want honey comb
get somebody lucky charms and feel lovable
silly rabbit tricks be for kids
well if the rabbit gives then i got first dibs
i hate the healthly shit special k and crispics
so i grab my spoon and eat some cookie crisp
apple jacks apple jacks dont taste like apples
to damn bad they still good azzhole
count chocula is what i eat in my hood
rice crispy treats are pretty phuckin good
pour out the milk and make some bubbles
eatin fruity pebbles with my nigga barny rubbel
golden grams are good for your health
eatin health cereal with my nigga stealth
cocoa puffs make my milk chocolatty
there is nothing that rythmes with chocolatty
golden grams captain cruch eat them all day long
that is the end of my cereal song

PUSSY CRISPS PUSSY CRISPS
ME LOVE SOME PUSSY CRISPS
MORNIN NOON OR NIGHT
PUSSY CRISPS IS DA SHIIIIIITTT
LIGHTLY FROSTED WITH MILK
SOO GOOD FOR MY HEALTH
ALL I CAN SAY IS BANGIN
WON'T SHARE WITH NO ONE ELSE

LIFTED, that was fucking tight...like the funniest tightest thing Ive seen so far, keep elevatin!

* They call 'em the NUTZ
They come in a bag full of bugs
You be eating that shit
And feel pain in ya gutz
I mean tha cereal sucks ass
But Im in it for da flash
Therez a fuckin prize inside
Itz NUT CASH! But why?
Cant use that shit on da site
Im not even gonna try
Figure what tha prize is yet?
Its bullshit and lies

I wake up to flip my spoon n' tha "bowl"...straight to tha kitchen to find my cereal...
tha "tricks" oh I was lovin em got me on a fix for these KIX quick with my fist just be stuffin em....

Hey yo i pour a bowl of some cherrio's/
while i sit down on the couch and get some head from yo ho/
im hooked on this cereal no need for u to hate/
i let ya girl taste the honey nut when my dick ejaculate

YALL CANT FUCK WIT ME ON THIS CEREAL SHIT

GONJAH FLAKES KEEP MY MEMBRAINS IN SHAPE
WATCH ME BUGG OFF THE FIRST TASTE
EARLY IN THE MORNIN CHOCALATE BUDDS FILL MY FACE
CONCENTRATE MY THIRD EYE TRANSCEND TIME AND SPACE
THESE GONJAH FLAKES, OOOOOHHHH
THESE GONJAH FLAKES, THESE GONJAH FLAKES OOOOHHH
THESE GONJAH FLAKES, THESE GONJAH FLAKES....