Spoke eyE vs Spoke eyE
 

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Check in by: 08-30-04 at 03:08 PM

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Spoke eyE has ACCEPTED this battle on 08-27-04 03:09 PM.

Ol Spoke eyE gettin old skool, up on tha shelf, so its time he started battling, with himSELF.

Thats right Whack Daddy I'm the Electro Chill,
Get my freshest rhymes from Melle Mel and Sugar-Hill

Got burns on my noggin from the headspin test,
But all my homies tell I'm the one-to-fess,
So I'm dissin on my homey Ol Spoke eyE, yesyes,
cuz he's the whackest MC in the whole south west, so COME ON

( Scratchy kind of 808 drum break here, accompanied by a sample of that old guy from different strokes)

So all you fellow MC's in the palce to be,
Come on and body rock it to the Jay-Oh-Bee
cuz what I'm sayin might be rhymin and it clear to be heard,
in twenty years from now this crap wont even be WORD.

Its the Old Skool Spokey, dissin the new Skool Ponk,
I gotta get my hoody on and... and... wait, nothing rhymes with Ponk.

Shit.

New Skool Spoke eyE checkin in
 

eyE got fuckin guns for nuts shoot some nun's bitch tits off mutherfucker ticktock pull my glock hit the trigger killin up some less reprazentin ligga thats my way born dead got high fucked a dead horse on the highway make you pray for me as I get so fuckin pumped up redblood hetero I end up half gay cuz thats my way if you look at me funny i fuckin blow you away with my gun and even though i don't have a gun i'll just use the bullet and so what if its not a real bullet but a pencil wrapped in foil it'll still go in if I push hard enough cuz its real sharp well nearly sharp and anyway the devil be my daddy and my mother was a caddy and i'm a cold hearted muther fuckin baddy reprazent reprazent etc etc somebody pass me my inhaler QUICKLY