Panda Anthem!: The One-Man-Band, 9th Degree, Distilled, For$akeN Collaboration
*Distilled The "Road Buddy of the crew grips the mic* Panda Anthem Mo' Phuckas holdin It down for the great Black and Whites! Come alive at night, like nocturnal disco dancers, chances to make it right. Whats right is to have these furry things up there as number 1 of animals, King Of the Jungle, Rainforest, Desert, Truth is they too hot to handle!! For$aken's got 3 in the front room, 5 in the back and 14 upstairs, I'm worried for this guy, panda's missing from the zoo, now i'm scared. But No matter, The Bamboo Blunt's like a new level of high, It's Ultra, Catapult ya up to the clouds, then you come down circlin like a vulture, We showed respect, and so must you, You can't escape the Panda's Wanna join us? Just await part 2, right now we'r the official Panda Handlers [Chorus] dude I respect you sir, and we won't look at your daughter eat you alive while our races collide, by our color of our fur! Pandas can count also! When our paws are on the "ones" & "twos!" We're not even in B.A.M but we guess what!?!? we'll still say BOO! (repeat) *death on the mic is the case and there is now a new law No "9th Degree" Murders* Make way for the pandas, what the fuck you want with us? Won't hesitate to black ya eyes till you look like one of us Wanna fuss? We can take that shit straight to rhymin' You brag about smokin' trees, but we're the ones who climb 'em Writin', dope rhymes on leaves with hopes to get rich, son And pull cute blonde bitches like Ashlee Simpson Pimp on, till we die, there's nothin' we can't do Plus we're the best lookin' brothas in the whole damn zoo Puffin' bamboo out the logs anywhere And if you feelin' this shit throw ya paws in the air! [Chorus] dude I respect you sir, and we won't look at your daughter eat you alive while our races collide, by our color of our fur! Pandas can count also! When our paws are on the "ones" & "twos!" We're not even in B.A.M but we guess what!?!? we'll still say BOO! (repeat) *Oh Snap! The Leader of the pack is about to squash a beat like BLAO!* run you over in "linkin park" now consider your entire body "numb" bitch, we'll play you like a "one-man-band" and break your ear"drums" I'll squash you with my ass SPLAT! *buuu....tt" NOOOOOO "BUTS!!!!" our frickin' nutsacks are huge! *ewww!* I thought you liked peanuts? I'm a king so I'll be humble, while having a form of "royal rumble" grab some bamboo...to chill and be smoking.."The Weed Of The Jungle" OH SNAP! I sat on my dinner! goddamn *BLAST ALL YOU BLOODY TWIGS! maybe I should grow so "fruit" get "dates" and eat some "figs" we hate our "relatives", we don't wear "shoes" so we have no family "ties" I get in a fight they think I lose...but I was born with black-eyes! [Chorus] dude I respect you sir, and we won't look at your daughter eat you alive while our races collide, by our color of our fur! Pandas can count also! When our paws are on the "ones" & "twos!" We're not even in B.A.M but we guess what!?!? we'll still say BOO! (repeat) *Instrumentals start flying away and a "one-man-band" starts to play...* You have to admit, ‘fore I bruise ya…. that this anthem is just super! Pandas are dope!! Its like a normal bear except different, and cuter!! If u don’t like em you’re a faggot ya fool… like on time at the national zoo As I went through, I saw some ill pandas just lazin about, n’ havin bamboo I was like word. pandas iz tha shiznit. as I moved closer n leaned over the railin Too bad they goin extinct though, but this anthem is like.. dope and will save ‘em Their coats black n white they look rockin at night, n in the day, furry n all opposite like and didya know theres a snack called “hello panda”.. a biscuit with chocolate inside!! Well ima leave on a final not, you bitches.. and its blatent n’ simple…. If you don’t like pandas.. fuck you, and me and for$aken will kill you!!! [Chorus2x] dude I respect you sir, and we won't look at your daughter eat you alive while our races collide, by our color of our fur! Pandas can count also! When our paws are on the "ones" & "twos!" We're not even in B.A.M but we guess what!?!? we'll still say BOO! (repeat) - - - - AND THAT IS WORD:) |
OMG,,lmao,,this was dope, interesting, yet funny as hell too, cool thing is i can picture this verse, maybe cus i'm high..lol,the imagery in the words was excellent... but yes, this was a dope collab, nice job on this fellas...1
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DAMN DOPE DOPE DOPE. shit let me collab with one or all of you that was one of the best songz ever. crowd cheerz. 10 of course.
my favorite line was And pull cute blonde bitches like Ashlee Simpson Pimp on, till we die, there's nothin' we can't do Plus we're the best lookin' brothas in the whole damn zoo |
lol ya some assholes
nice shit kidz some body get at me for a collab |
they aint ass holez they jus so good and prolly better than us so thatz what makes em ass holes but i like this song very funny and full of talent.holla for a collab.
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blao...name the topic :thumbup: and westside do the PM'ing:) |
aight. i'll holla at you catz.
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LOL HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!!! that shit was funny as hell. Forsaken holid'n it down. Loved yo verse. LOL BLACK eyes. HOLY SHIT!!!! DOPE!!! You gotta do audio nigka. you'd be dope. lol But word. dope shit. hot funny ass shit. propsl ololll
forsaken get on AIM. lol |
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will do hoe!~~~~!!!!:) |
dope
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BLAO! thanks for the feedback:cool: |
forsaken, collab with me too..lol, panda booty anthem....j/p.lol
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ooooo fluid thats gangster:cool: i would do it......:)no really:D |
lol well any wayz i cant stop readin this song fuck soooo dope.
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now you all know why pandas are sooooo gangster:cool: |
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