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==K.L.L. Mag - Week 6; Volume 2==
K.L.L. Magazine - Week Six; Volume Two You may click the number in the list to automatically take you to what you want to see |
Article: The World of K.L.L. Some of you guys might have noticed our new mod Iknoevel...welcome to him and thanks for volunteering to help. Last week was our first title week and it went off pretty good except for BOTH title matches ending up no-shows...cmon people all you gotta do is show up and try a little bit...it honestly isn't that hard...there's really some problems with people voting but we will be taking care of that...the rule will be strictly enforced this week...no more playing games. Alright enough of that...on to the good stuff. We are seeing a lot of awesome talent from RV joining as well as a lot of hotness coming our way from RB. It's very exciting to see the skill level of our league elevating so much around us. We still have a special place for the noobs though...front lines battlers are a dime a dozen but once you chill here and we get to see what you can do youre gonna get some respect and hopefully step your game up a lot...at the very least you get to hang out with the cool kids...its like joining the RV soccer team or some shit. Keep the sign-ups coming no matter where your sill level is at...I try to make the battles challenging but not rediculously difficult. No-Shows = GAY...if you arent gonna drop sign out or at least say something in your thread...dont make somebody waste a verse on your no-showin ass... Not Voting = GAY...you know that feeling of "damn this shit is hot why is nobody voting on it"...everyone has that same feeling...dont be stubborn about voting...it doesnt take that long and nobody is too good to hit somebody's battle up...just do it... I hope yall are starting to get a little bit excited about this league like me...skill is getting real elite in here and I hope to keep seeing 6 or 7 new faces a week for a long time...I know you guys are excited too because almost everyone has already checked in and its about 6 on Tuesday right now...thats really tight I hope it's the same come Friday Night... Alright y'all...stay up, stay showing up, and enjoy the rest of the mag...pz... |
Match Reviews - Week 5
Triple N vs. God
Winner - Triple NWhat kind of bullshit is a no-show Heavyweight Championship Match...cmon God you can do better than that... B.I.Detained vs. Efusive
Winner - EfusiveMore of this no-showing madness...wack wack wack... Mike Hawk vs. Sdizzle
Winner - SdizzleKinda weak battle here from both sides. A lot of Mike Hawk's punches were meh...the ending was quotable but not fantastic...Mike needs to work on wordplay and creativity to come up with harder punches...the fat concept was there but it was never really effectively done. Nothing really jumps out at me about this verse. Pretty much the same for sdizzle...you had a few that were nice but otherwise meh meh meh...try being more creative and flipping concepts rather than just coming out and saying what you want to say...I really felt this was kind of a tie more than the votes reflected... Lyric vs. Introspect & Dopeman
Winner - Lyricno-shooooooowwwwwww....hot damn... The Disciple vs. Rick McSlick vs. 9th Degree
Winner - 9th Degreefuckin rediculous....no showwwwww... Stephen Elwood vs. Socrates
Winner - Stephen ElwoodPretty much a one-sided battle in my eyes...should have been a K.O...Elwood was at Soc's throat here...a few forced rhymes here and there and could have gone for blood a little bit more with more ruthless punches but overall a very nice verse...Soc you got lazy in this battle...you expected him to come wack and you didnt write to your potential...first bar is terrible rhyming...after that you pick it up a notch but the last few bars are like pfffft...Im not gonna say what you need to work on because you know what you are doing...you just dropped too wack and got caught sleepin... Casual vs. DeadlyVision
Winner - Archeologist...cause He's just that Ill...Double no-show...BOOOOOOOOO!!!! TitoBronsky vs. Myth
Winner - TitoBronskyThis was a no-show since myth checked in and dropped way late... Notorious Verses vs. Paramik
Winner - Notorious Verseseven more fuckin no-showing...I didnt realize how much no-showing there was this week...oh well theyre all banned now... frein-ma$ter vs. Iknoevel
Winner - Iknoevelfrein-ma$ter...first off let me start by saying I totally hate that structure so my review might be harsher because of that...you really need to get into a two-line bar format and stick with it because i dont think you realize how stretched and irregular your rhyme scheme is...that being said your punches arent terrible...I've definitely seen worse...but you are forcing a lot of multis which comes out bad news...work on ill punches and then slowly integrate ill multis into your approach...not vice-versa...also work on getting personal because you could have changed the word Ikno and spit that verse against me or anybody else...diss on his sig or his profile or whatever you have to so people know this verse was custom made for him and not just out the back of your rhyme book...Iknoevel...total merkage...very nice punchlines in there...honestly i read to the fourth line and I already knew you had won...you got some meaningless multis in there which I will touch on when you get in a closer battle but it didnt really matter here this was a landslide... SmokaJoka666 vs. Wrecker
Winner - Idyllic Queen...for having an ass that just doesnt quit...Double No-Show...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!... Kaotic.Theory .vs. Flow Intelligent
Winner - Flow IntelligentNice battle here...it was pretty much one-sided in Flow's favor though...Flow you was just killin him with those punches...very nice shit man...I dont really have anything to critique...Kaotic yours seemed a little rushed...almost like you keyed it up...you need to work on getting more personal...on the wordplay...all that kinda stuff...did you get caught sleepin here or you thought he wasnt gonna show or what? |
Top 3 Battles & Comments - Week 5
3. Stephen Elwood .vs. Socrates 2. Frein-Ma$ter .vs. Iknoevel 1. Kaotic. Theory .vs. Flow Intelligent Comments About The Top Three: With Schema & Deadly Vision Stephen Elwood .vs. Socrates Schema- Stephen Elwood: You had a very complete verse here which I liked...you stuck to hitting him over and over throughout the whole verse without getting off topic which was cool...this verse would have been legendary if the punches hit a little bit harder...youve got a little bit of forced rhyming in there but nothing terrible...I can tell youve been at this for a while...youve got some wit in there thats nice...you need to work on getting more personal and grimey with it though...your verse almost seemed polite in a way...just go for the throat...tear him a new asshole...thats what you wanna do in here...dont worry about it being a friendly battle or starting beef or whatever just try to turn him into a crying sniveling pile of jello by the end of your verse...not bad but just be more vicious next time... Deadly Vision- Socrates: -Coming Soon- Frein-Ma$ter .vs. Iknoevel Schema- Iknoevel: What can I say? very nice...you had some shit in there that I was crackin up at...some of the filler bars were a little gay though...in a battle this short you should aim for all punches...just setup, punch, setup, punch...the filler bars are better for long battles to make a little dip before you hit with a vicious punch...but overall not bad at all...best verse of the week... Deadly Vision- Frein-Ma$ter: -Coming Soon- Kaotic. Theory .vs. Flow Intelligent Schema- Flow Intelligent: Very nice...you had a few filler bars here and there but it was good especially for this week...easily verse of the week...try as hard as you can next time and really show us whats up...definite contender for a title shot if you keep it up... Deadly Vision- Kaotic.Theory: -Coming Soon- |
Top 5 Punches - Week 5
5.Smoka knows, Im twistin this nut like i resemble some spanners The type of guy to say nigga please!!, cause his mom taught him manners, - Stephen Elwood .vs. Socrates 4.He wants to be the pacino of RV, he takes this net shit dat serious RV's his nightly date, so he reset his rec to 3-3 to seem mysterious - Triple N .vs. God 3.Faggots both of you are gay, And my shit will leave ya rattled Introspect and Dopeman are parters, and not jus in this battle.... - Lyric .vs. Introspect & Dopeman 2.pardon me but it's harsh to see.. me fleeing the mic after this I got Kaotic. fighting for 'deer' life like animal rights activists - Kaotic.Theory .vs. Flow Intelligent 1.It's sad ... asdflkjroi oiasdlkgjlkj oiausdflkjr ... exciting & wild... I typed ^that with my eyes closed & it looks like I'm biting ur style... - Frein-Ma$ter .vs. Iknoevel |
K.L.L. Predictions - Week 6
Heavyweight Championship: |Triple N| .vs. Sdizzle Lightweight Championship: |Efusive| .vs. Flow Intelligent Contendership Match: |Lyric| .vs. Notorious Verses |Siff Alus| .vs. L.I. A1C .vs. |Raw Material| |Trooper| .vs. Socrates Kwell .vs. |Kontroverzey| |Distilled| .vs. Frein-Ma$ter TitoBronsky .vs. |Mike Hawk | |9th Degree| .vs. Stephen Elwood |Lethal Lunatic| .vs. Soul Sickness |Iknoevel| .vs. Genocide .vs. Kaotic Theory No writeups...Im too tired...just accept my word as law.... |
Final Thoughts
It wasn't until I did this mag that I realized the REDICULOUS number of no-shows last week...no-showing is for herbs...dont do it...also do your votes...I have your adress and I will hunt you down and kill you....take care of yourself and each other... |
I was in a handicapped match...me versus 2 people...and both of them no showed lmao
good Mag |
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top punch... thats played as fuck. |
Yea im feelin this magazine shit
Keep it up |
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even so...still the top punch...wasnt much to choose from this week.... |
seems that way.
^Dork:thumbup: -iky |
SCHEMA- yo man im sorry about last night... i had a topical to do then i went and ate pizza and the battle was closed and i got a loss from that and then i had him set it up again checked in and when i was posting my verse the power on my block went out for 9 hours so i had no way of gettin on and doing the mag with yoiu... dont worry i just bought a laptop so shit aint gunnna happen again... but i got 2 more losses from bullshit... whatever
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Sorry, my comp is still broke. Maybe when it'd not I can rejoin, but for now, consider me signed out. ;) |
i will not fail to show next week.
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