Burp Session
 

:spit: Good God, what the hell is that hidious creature!

-it is a hamsterpigeon, sir.

What the hell is that thing doing?!!!

- it seems to be mating with a tree, sir.

Don't just stand there, fire the laser beam!

- I ate it, sir

Die die die you manhumpist!!!!!!

-Ow

DIE!!!!!

-BURRRRRRRP

Burp you. Shut up and die.

-*dies*

Ass assassin.

Moral of the story-
Do not :nono: hump :hump: a man :evilgrin:

That story should be told to children around the world,

Learn Early Kids :thumbup: