Riddles......
 

Ok lets see the brain waves moving....


A man left his house to go to work, when he got home he saw that his house had been broken into. The robbers had taken everything in his house except for 2 one hundred dollar bills that were in plain sight.

Why weren't the one hundred dollar bills taken?

because they could use the 200 dollr bills to pay for the damage they did

They were glued to the floor

All i can say is that they are dumbasses...

because one of them worked at 7/11 and had left the cash register unattended and had to run back to work. no locks ya see.

^^^^^ yeah word to that... wtf... mmmmm.... *thinks hard*
fuck i dunno

WTF!!!! is that rite???

Cause the mans job was being a bank robber he just robbed his own house and left the 200 there.

Because they were an electricity bill for one hundred dollars and a phone bill for one hundred dollars :thumbup:

^^^ BOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

yeah thats bad.

Two men are found dead in a cabin. Neither killed each other and neither were murdered by anyone else. They did not die of natural causes but they both suffered a very bloody death.......how were they killed?

So what I'd still take that shit!!!! I'd take the fuck'n dog too, and the cat. Give me the option I'll take there mother fucking toilet paper!!!

i got one, riddley, riddley, riddley ree, i see someone gay, who could it be?

Q: A magician walked into a room and claimed he could stop a light bulb from shining with his bare hand. How did he do this?