Fancy a cup of tea?
 

The un-official English thread..

(Un-official since Im not english)


Wheres mad dog whenh you need him... :cussing:

I'm here Nos...alphabet question...what letter is missing?

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S U V W X Y Z

T...... :hump:

sor.. hows ya mornin been guvna..
fancy some tea and biscuiits?

thanks 3 sugars

*pours tea and puts a plate of biscuits on the table ontop of a doiley*

Ooohh.. So I talked to officer harold today.. right mess he was.. said something abou a murder on arrington street last night..

Rather he was left quite in a state hold on i'll be back in a Jiffy Tony's home and i must check his signiture

o righ o then.. cheerio..

*sits and sips tea listening to the cricket on the radio*

His signiture was quite glorious oh helo there chap any scones left i'm famished

there sure are
just ova theer on the table ol chap
geez, i fink i could git used to being english..

mmm Jam Sandwiches too i'll have one of those too...did you watch the FOOTBALL

lol. this made me laugh.

ooh mate, i watch a bit of football in my day..
but cricket is my sport ol chap!

i think i need a nice ol warm beer..
fancy a trip down to the pub?

My friend football is a sport of real men that and rugby i tell you old bean us chaps could kick a ball in our day too would have been a splendid game to have participated in

oh whats this E here then?
seems like a coupla rap boggles..fancying
a game of convrsation eh?
mind if this mate gets a play?

oh welcome welcome good sir..

we were just having a marvelous conversation about sport

care to join?