Fancy another Shrimp On The Barby?
 

The un-official Aussie thread..

(Un-official since Im not Aussie)


Wheres Nostradamus when you need him... :cussing:

Yeah over here mate......
dead set bro.. lets get this farkin barbie happenin..

ill go grab the steak.....

Ok i was a kangaroo the other day that escaped from the zoo...i was like Streuth?!?


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Nos get me a Fosters :thumbup:

nah fuck fosters mate.... V FUKEN B!

jus got back from the pub a minute ago.....had a few good stories with all the bastard assholes down there......

*throws a big lump of steak on the barbique*

There shell be right......

drop dandy them kangaroo's wanna plop out oh no where do they?

well..let's get a closer look..seems like the female lion..is very hungry..

I think I should go upclose and video tape her rage :whacky:

*LOL. at these threads. *

lets get some shealers in here ive right had it with these fuckin floggers. nos give the man his fosters and crack open a sixer of that tooheys draught. and some spud sangers streuth

*grumbles*

Who the fuck let steve erwin in here......

and yeah mate i got ya tallies right here in the fridge brutha.......
knock into it..

Tha King of england,LMAO

^Is that some kind of dildo your avatar is holding?

lmfao I was thinking that too..

some worm version dildo

Whatever tickles his fancy mate lol....

Crickey mate this chicken is the most fiercest of spiecies in the animal kingdom...it's ability to cluck at high decibel volume to pierce the eadrums of it's prey...the seed...these begars can eat up to 30 of these in one minute with the back-forth motion of their heads...i'm going to attempt to get one now...come on Ethan (My son) i'm gonna use my son as bait like Steve Irwin did with his son...only the Chicken is more dangerous but Ethan despite being 5 months old is fully trained for these situations and knows what to do so he is completely safe...

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...GOTCHA Ethan grab the beak....hold on to him mate....jab ya finger up his butthole if ya need to....ok calm down i'm not gonna hurt ya...see look @ it what a beaut!...look at the feather formati---whoa he took a swipe at me...see that scratch...thats gonna sting for about 5 minutes...anyway look at the formation of his wings notice this bird cannot fly...well i'm gonna prove them wrong...im gonna throw him off a cliff and Chick here will fly...

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*Throws Chicken*

Look at him go he's flappin he's flappin...

*Splat*

Ok goto Commercial...

^lmfao..........