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Personal log--Star date 1.324.43.56 Earth Date June/9th/3098

To everyone stuck on earth--I’m so Sorry
Let me explain--Before you point the finger of Blame
It’s not my fault see--They all turned against Me
It all started with the captain--He didn’t seem Right
It wasn’t what he said, or his thoughts--But his Eyes
Like he saw you but he didn’t have Sight
And then he came to me--In the middle of the Night
With a plan--To take the ship off course--For Ourselves
Who would save a janitor I thought--So I joined his evil Ranks
You have a lot of time to think--
When your cleaning septic Tanks
And it set in how evil he was--I knew I had to kill Him
So one night I crept past the other crew--And sought him Out
As soon as his back was turned--I tackled him
--He didn’t even have time to Shout
And then I headed back to the bowels of the Ship
And then Johnson--He found the Body
I could see he was evil--
He kept screaming “whose going to fly this Shit?”
He didn’t even care--A life had been Lost
So we dumped the captain in space--
Before his body began to Rot
I watched Johnson for the next three Days
I watched him--And his sickening Ways
I grew to hate that Man
That made what I had to do easier--Understand?
One night he found me--Deep in the ships Core
Asked me to run some stupid errand--A meaningless Chore
As soon as he walked away--I saw opportunity Knock
So I hit him in the back of the head--With a Hammer
I always thought it’d be easier than That
--He didn’t just fall he kind of made a Stammer
Finally he dropped--I made sure the hit Counted
So I covered it up--Said he fell down the core Stairs
Nobody believed me--I could tell by their Stares
And as I watched Vanessa--The ships scientist--Brush her Hair
It obvious she didn’t Care
She committed the same sin as Johnson
She’d learn though--Oh god would she Learn
One early morning--Before anyone was out of bed--I found her in the Shower
I grabbed her fast--
Held her back and poured acid on her Back
I’m sure it Burned
I hear the scream over and over in my head for Hours
--But it had to be done--You Understand?
So now the captain, Vanessa, and Johnson are all Dead--
And people are starting to look at Me!
All I could do was shake my Head
They were the ones with no Hearts
Just fumbling robots consumed with vanity and human Parts
Then Greg started In
About how he loved God--And would never Sin
But I could tell he lusted after me--Deep Within
I couldn’t let that Stand
So I broke his legs in quiet and threw him in lockdown--No mans Land
I knew he’d never find Him
So now it’s down to one other crew Member
I had to do all of this--Remember?
He never did his job well he always missed Spots
Even now as I see spots--
I know there’s more I could have Done
But oh well--At lest now I don't have to explain myself to Everyone--

--BLAM--

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