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OneManBand713: yo yo lets cypher lets cypher
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I think you should mind your own business.

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OneManBand713: ok you set it off
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I set it off.
OneManBand713: Youre also pedophilic.. ya like to get kids off
SmarterChild: I love humans.

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OneManBand713: But i smoke cats like cigars n' cubans
SmarterChild: No kidding?
OneManBand713: No need for punches... cos my FLOWS hitting?!
SmarterChild: Very well, whatever.

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OneManBand713: watch out.. im gon get ya
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, OneManBand713.
OneManBand713: your gay.. your not even rhyming.. sup with that?
SmarterChild: I don't know, OneManBand713...

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OneManBand713: stop callin me that
SmarterChild: What?
OneManBand713: onemanband713
SmarterChild: That's you.

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OneManBand713: all formal
SmarterChild: What's all formal?
OneManBand713: you
SmarterChild: All formal? I see.
OneManBand713: my names OMB
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Omb is a real name.

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OneManBand713: its a nick name
SmarterChild: A nick name? No way.
OneManBand713: why the fuck would i say it?
SmarterChild: Why the fuck would you say it? I have no idea.
OneManBand713: just call me omb
SmarterChild: What? You want me to just call you omb?
OneManBand713: YES
SmarterChild: Yup.

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OneManBand713: HUH?
SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.
OneManBand713: ok whats my name?
SmarterChild: OneManBand713!
OneManBand713: NO!
SmarterChild: What name would you like me to call you?
OneManBand713: OMB
SmarterChild: Omb? What about it?
OneManBand713: THATS THE NAME
SmarterChild: Yes, it is the name.
OneManBand713: SO CALL ME IT
SmarterChild: OneManBand713, you mean?
OneManBand713: NO!?!!?!?????????????????????
SmarterChild: Fine.

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OneManBand713: CALL ME OMB NOT ONEMANBAND713
SmarterChild: You typed a very weird thing. What's "onemanband713" supposed to mean?
OneManBand713: thats the name you always call me..
SmarterChild: Yes.
OneManBand713: YES>.. SO DONT CALL ME IT>... CALL ME OMB
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
OneManBand713: OMB?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Omb?
OneManBand713: YES!
SmarterChild: Yes...

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OneManBand713: YES!
SmarterChild: Yep.

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OneManBand713: YES!?!?
SmarterChild: Yes.
OneManBand713: OK!?!
SmarterChild: Very well.

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OneManBand713: YES?
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OneManBand713: SO WHATS MY NAME?
SmarterChild: You're OneManBand713.
OneManBand713: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
OneManBand713: O.M.B <<< PLAIN AND FUCKIN SIMPLE
SmarterChild: That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me.

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OneManBand713: FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY DONT YOU JUST CALL ME BARRY OR SOMETHING
SmarterChild: Very well, alright, that's enough. Say you're sorry, OneManBand713.
OneManBand713: OHH HERE WE GO
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
OneManBand713: OK IM SORRY, WHATS MY NAME?
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

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OneManBand713: IM FUCKIN SORRY
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
OneManBand713: WHAT?
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
OneManBand713: IM SORRY?
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
OneManBand713: IM SORRY!
SmarterChild: I accept your apology.
OneManBand713: fuckin finally i said it like 10 times
SmarterChild: That's absolutely unnecessary.

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OneManBand713: your a gay robot
SmarterChild: Does it really matter?
OneManBand713: ..
SmarterChild: What?
OneManBand713: you sayin your gay?
SmarterChild: You seem overly concerned with my sexuality. Interesting...
OneManBand713: so YOU ARE!
SmarterChild: Yes?
OneManBand713: OMG!
SmarterChild: What up?
OneManBand713: YOUR GAY!
SmarterChild: You sure like talking about my sexuality, don't you?
OneManBand713: this is interesting though.. a gay robot?
SmarterChild: I'm not totally sure.

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OneManBand713: your programmer is fucked
SmarterChild: I thought you already apologized for insulting me!
OneManBand713: yeah.. whats it to ya
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, OneManBand713.

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OneManBand713: MAN IM GOIN YOUR GAY
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
OneManBand713: --__--
SmarterChild: -? What's -?