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Funniest Jokes You Heard....
1.... I heard that someone did an audio diss to a chick and said:
"a female's puss was so loose.. when she has sex it's like someone throwing a hotdog through a hallway......" {dv8 told me about this.. lol} 2 what does Michael Jackson have in common with a beach? they both have people sayin' stay outta my "son".. 3 why does Michael Jackson like 21 year old males? --because there's 20 of them.. 4 what stays blue-ish purple and at the bottom of a pool? --a baby with your foot on it's neck There's some really funny ones.. but fa now, that's all.. and DON'T use this shit in ur battles.. with that said.. What's the funniest jokes you've heard from someone..? |
BOOOOOOOO
What is bad at text battling? SPuL I know its predictable but its good :D |
who is gay and thinks their the best at text battling but really suck fucking balls and diss everyone else..
fucka socrates.. nah jp but those is some funny jokes.. cept for the baby shit.. fuckin creepy.. |
What's dope to laugh and jerk off too at the same time?
Rape vids. . . . . I found it funny =/ |
i find you being an 11 year old mcdonalds addict. fucka my sister got raped...and fuckin got pregnant had to get an abortion bitch...
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Oh shit, Am I supposed to care??? |
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Joined: Apr 2004 From: Jerz..... Status: Online Text Record: 12-19 Audio Record: 0-0 Dope. |
your a punk ass bitch.... pissing me off you little fat ass pre-pubescent bitch..
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The hotdog one is played round here.......
but the funniest joke i herd was..... SO this guy walks into a bar......... ...........................................and says OUCH! :thumbup: :laugh2: |
not to funny buts its kool
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nah, I think yo voice is the funniest oke here. You sound like a girl, dude. Grow some balls, kid. And stop wit this stupid text dissing. Pick up a mic and spit. damn kid. lol you sound like 10 yrs old in yo audio, and lol @ you sayin' "when I do audio, I'll be the best" and I'm still waiting to be banned, yo. :( lol |
^^that's Mike Hawk, fa goodness sake, he's on Socrates name.. lol ha ha hee hee He said that already, i believe... yep, he did.......
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fuck that fo reel, no hate but I kno. You see open mic? he dissed me, the real Soc, and those ip's don't match. I ain't hating on you but fo reel, it ain't involve you, this between me and soc. and that kid really shouldn't be talkin' shit if he can't man up and spit on a mic, unless it's gay talk. |
why are jews noses so big?
cuz the air is free how do you fit 3 fags on a stool? turn it upside down |
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