Joke about the birds and the bees
 

what do you think of this?

marks out of 10 please


A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

uhhh... that was gay.

This joke sucks.

How... um..... original....

NOT
0/10

sweet i give it a 8/10

^ No, it sucks.

Shut up you wack herb.

i know.. god!!!

some of you might be too young to fully understand, that is cool. but for those who llike it. cool

I understand.

It just sucks.

I understand that it sucks!!! OH!

^ Lol.

Werd.. Thats my interpretation of this joke as well..

thas cool kids.

Wen you grow up to an age above 14 you might realise wat the joke means and why its funny.

until then, keep the faith

^ Im 16.

And it still sucks.

and i am older than 15 also... and it sucks...

im not stupid i know "Birds and the Bees" isnt a literal meaning about animals.

Yeah..

This joke just sucked.

Now accept your suckiness and quit posting back..