1 mil to whoever makes me laugh
 

do it to it lars...

leave your account number...

why did the chicken cross the road..

to get to the other side.

39059 is my account

pshhhh...next...

Me > You < Homo > SmarterChild > C.A.L.I. > SPuL > Latin Kitten

U suck. I can beat u in text cuz im dope.

37441. lol px

(mishu is pronounced Meeshu to me atleast)

knock knock
who's there?
Mishu
Mishu who?
Mishu up your ass:)

bored pz:)

im da dopest MC on dis site and nobody can beat me..........funny enough..........~1~

^I laughed.................with you.

How do you make a one armed blonde fall out of a tree??

Wave at her.

my other jokes are about middle easterns and may be considered racist.

But Im God, so i over rule any thoughts..

wuts michael jackson and k-mart have in common they both have boys clothes half off.......lol

heres a good one
wuts da difference bewtween michael jackson and a pimple........a pimple waits til ur 12 to cum on ur face.........lmao

~1~

^NIGGA SHUT THE FUCK UP, U HOMO ROGGER RABIT KKRANKK ASS GUMPY FLAKE.
fall back

XPETBK-24894

why did hellen kellers dog run away?

you would run away too if your name was klfahgnaqvioqernvklj

^^i like this kinda shit...

a doctor has recently announced that distilled's iq is 37 making him legally retarded......distilled now collects money from the government

why are jews noses so big?
cuz the air is free

how do you fit 3 fags on a stool?
turn it upside down

^(directed to new meth0d) he has a guy in his sig that needs to sumo people to gain money[/played]