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Hoodz Prophet 01-14-05 01:17 AM

Funniest Thing U Said....
 
to a teacher who tried 2 give u detention or kick you out or for no reason wut so ever....for me 2day wuz pretty funny i wuz sittin on a desk flickin my pen up an down wit my middle finger an it flew out tha door so i went to get it an tha teacher wuz like "Jay...I'll See You After School" i flipped out like "Pshh....Your Givin Me Detention For Pickin Up My Pen....Get Out My Face Son" he wuz jus pissed ckuz he can't read he said "baby" instead of "body" an i corrected him....dumbass hoe so he yelled at me again i wuz like "Wow Your Kool Givin Me Detention" an did a eminem just lose it dance an said "get out my life son you owe me 5 minutes an 35.3 seconds of my life" then i jus shook my head at him for tha rest of tha class everytime he talked....TELL US YOUR STORY SON :thumbup: !!!!

- HP Da Kid

Wickedclown 01-14-05 01:19 AM

honest story...

when the war in iraq first started my chemistry teacher who is a liberal was talkin a load of shit. she was goin on and on about how we shouldnt be there and all that shit... now my fathers a vietnam vet and i have a lot of respect for military.. so i started laughing at her.. she told me to leave so i called her a comunist cock sucker... and i didnt get detention either cause she never called it in to the office... school rocked my last 2 years cause i didnt give a shit

Kordozar 01-14-05 01:20 AM

Last Year When I Wass In School,Kid And Tha Security Guard Wass Arguin Tha Guard Wass Like Shut Up And Go Ta Class Tha Boi Wass Like Nigga Suck Mih Dick Tha Guard Said Who You Talkin 2 Than Tha Boi Juss Rocked Him Shit Had Me Cryin...........

poetry2abeat 01-14-05 01:27 AM

i was in class and this black teacher was mad cuz i wouldnt perticapate so he saiod mr zloba{my last name}
and i said yes mr herman
he said you have a d.t and i was like why, i asked if it was cuz im whyte {i went to a all black achool} and they got weak on me, then he said no if it was i would have gave d .t. to all yall in the higher class, so i replied what so its yall now?? and why we gotta be in the higher class, i said do black people not deserve to be in there?
the class laughed and got quit for his responce so he told me to sit and i aint get the d.t.

Kordozar 01-14-05 01:31 AM

Ya Last Name Fruity................

poetry2abeat 01-14-05 01:34 AM

fuck you^^ my last name got a history and what is your last name??

Kordozar 01-14-05 01:37 AM

Mih Last Name Iss Derrickson..History Wat Tha Hell Iss A Zloba Lmao.......

Wickedclown 01-14-05 01:39 AM

lol that was a funny story dawg

poetry2abeat 01-14-05 01:42 AM

zloba was when the holacoust happen we were one of the very few lithuains to survive with the jews and whats you history mr kor

Kordozar 01-14-05 01:50 AM

Umm Mih History Iss,That Im Indian Son!!!! Iss Iight I Guess Ta Have That Last Name If You A Jew.............

poetry2abeat 01-14-05 01:56 AM

im not a jew read what i post im lithainian man

Spektikul 01-14-05 02:29 AM

I actually got kicked out of an after school detention once. Me and some of my buddies were all in there. I was tryna make them all laugh by holding a whiteout pen between my legs and shake it up and down. It was funny cause it would make that rattling sound and everytime the teacher would look I'd stop then continue as she looked away. Anyways...long story short then pen actually exploded all over my pants and desk and she flipped on me and actually made me go home from a 3:30pm detention...

Plutonium 01-14-05 02:34 AM

lmao........at the stories

Hoodz Prophet 01-14-05 08:19 AM

word spek.....i got kicked out a couple timez an wut sucked bout that wuz tha fact that i got a detention 4 gettin kicked out of detention plus i had 2 reserve tha one i got kicked out of


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