the funniest songs....
name em here.........
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eminem songs from marshall mathers lp and slim shady lp or his old freestyles...funny shit
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i wanna fuck your dog in the ass- blink 182
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LMFAO.......thats od wtf is that fucking psycho rock guys
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ill give the lyrics
I want to fuck a dog in the ass (he wants to fuck a dog in the ass) I want to fuck a dog (that's right kids) I tried to fuck your mom in the ass tried to fuck your dad in the ass could only find the dog.....and his ass we want to fuck a dog in the ass we want to fuck a dog in the ass we want to fuck a dog I tried to fuck a fuckin pirate in the ass (arr me and me first mate ya skurvy curr) tried to fuck a fuckin pirate.....but I found the dog (a that was no pirate man that was thy own sister) (he's a mexican pirate) we want to fuck a dog in the ass we want to fuck a dog in the ass want to fuck a fuckin dog |
some weird song i heard on the net...
called: Oh for tuna... |
no i kinda like the 4th song on the tom mark and travis show
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eminem-rain man is a funny song
afro man- because i got high Colt 45 |
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i ahvent heard it that was the only blink 182 song ive ever really listend too...........also afro man has that son where he disses kelis, missy elliot, jay-z, silk the shocker, bird man, and more.......that shit it pretty funny |
oh that one. hes like
Hes like now mannie fresh is actually fresh, lil wayne i feel his shyt but the wack ass shyt i ever heard man was that wack ass motha fuckin bird man that song is dope |
haha the funniest song ive heard is by Stephen Lynch and its called KILL A KITTEN... here are the lyrics: it is sung slowly to an acustic guitar
When the game of life makes you feel like quittin', It helps a lot if you kill a kitten Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin, You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten. There's no crime that you'll be commitin' I know the law, you can kill a kitten. If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin' Youll get plenty when you kill a kitten Feed it turpentine, or break its spine, Crush it with your shoe, as long as you... Kill a kitten If the one you love isn't quite as smitten, She'll like you better when you kill a kitten To quote the bible, cause that's where it's written If yee loveth Jesus, yee must kill a kitten Flush it down the can, hit it with your van, Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine Stick some TNT up its cat booty Do what you must do, as long as you... Kill a kitten Killing kittens isn't easy, And if the thought makes you feel queasy, Grab a pitchfork from the shed, And kill a puppydog instead! Kill a kitten, kill a kitten, for a mitten Kill a kitten (4x) Kill.... a kitten |
Special by Stephen Lynch
or Die by KC's Finest |
LMFAO AT THAT SONG ^ AHAHH that had me crackin up
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Old People Need Ta Die
By. CarsonJet. Links in my sig, Short but u'll chuckle. ;) |
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