make me laugh for 1 million rv dollars
 

aight heres how it goes... tell me your funniest joke... the one that makes me laugh the most will win 1 million rv dollars... this will end at 10pm eastern time tonight so tell away and i will check later to see how things are going. :thumbup:

alright heres mine... im dope...

ummm..okay..

Whats funnier than a zombie baby swinging on a fan?

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hitting it with a shovel when it comes around...

man comes home finds his wife missing........
calls everyone he knows and cant find her..
2 days later he comes home from work and sees her sitting
at the kitchen table eating."What happened to you" he asks
"i was kidnapped by 4 men and forced to have intense sex with
them all week long" she says...." But you've only been gone for
2 days" he says to her...........
"i know, I had stop by to get something eat" she says

..........how do u get 5million somalians into a phone box..

-put a can of baked beans in the telephone box-

............how do you get the somaliains out of the phone box.................

-run past wid tha can opener--

whats the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
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the washing machine doesnt follow you around all week after you put a load in her!

theres 2 gay guys, 1 of them sez he's gonna go in tha bathroom and wack off, he goes in tha bathroom. tha utha gay guy tells him 2 wait fo him so they can do it 2gether. so tha guy finishes wutever he wuz doing and goes in tha bathroom. theres cum all over tha wall. he sez 2 tha utha guy "hey, i thought i told u 2 wait fo me?" tha utha guy goes "i didnt do it yet... i just farted" LOL

wuts tha speed of sex?... 68, then u gotta turn around.

theres these 2 old people, a guy and a girl, they always go walkin thru a park and they sit on a bench. so 1 day tha old man sez sumthin 2 tha old lady about havin sex, and she's like "we're 2 old 2 have sex" so he's like "well... could u maybe just put ur hand on it?" so she duz. tha next day tha old lady walks in tha park and see's tha old man on tha bench wif a different old lady, and she has her hand on hiz cock. so she gits right pissed and sez "wut's she got that i dont?!?!?!?" and he sez... "parkensenze" (or however u spell it)

lol, i dunno, just sum shit i herd b4, werd

I lost my job yesterday as phone sex opperator. The dude was just about to cum and i farted into the phone.

How Did Dairy Queen Get Pregnant???
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Burger King 4got To Wrap His Whopper

I liked that one...

But Mine.....

A Fag Couple and a Lesbian Couple. Both driving from New York to California.
Which Couple arrives in Cali first?
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The Lesbians. Why?
Cus the Lesbians were doin 69,
And the Fags were still Packin Their Shit.

hahaha gotta giv mr jet props on dat 1...got me crackin up

yo wicked...u a blood?

lmao so far carson is in the lead with the fag joke. lmao had me laughin real hard... little under 2 hours to make me laugh so fuckin do it people

ok heres one that you will get its so witty...:)


your raps get less noticed then bangor..........:)

There are 3 pregnant women sitting in a doctor's office. One's a redhead, one's a brunette, ones a blond! The redhead says I had sex on my stomach so I'm having a girl. The brunette says I had sex on my back to I'm having a boy! All of a sudden da blond starts crying! They other two asks her why is she crying! She said I'm having a dog!

If you didn't get dat she had sex doggy style!