Did You Know?
 

in Guam..... they have men whose FULL TIME job is to travel the countryside deflowering young virgins.......and the virgins pay them for the opportunity to have sex for the 1st time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the reason: it is forbidden in Guam for virgins to marry............................................. ....is there a better job in the world?

in Cali, Columbia

a woman can only have sex with her husband.........and when she loses her virginity her MOM has to be present in the room as a witness!!!

humans and dolphins r the only species known that have sex for pleasure....................so thats why flipper's always smiling!

a turtle breathes thru his ass
an ostrichs brain is smaller than his eye ( i know people like that)
and a starfish has no brain ( i know people like that too)

OMG...AHHAHAHAH!... sucks for cali.......

thats some facts that may come in handy when im looking for a job in guam

my thoughts exactly fam....

im going to guam....

wait..what are there females like?

in Hong Kong if a man is caught cheating on his wife she can legally kill him.......but only using her bare hands.his mistress can be killed any way the wife desires

in Indonesia the penalty for masturbation is DECAPITATION
(i'd rather go blind.no?)

theres a country i forgot that it is against the law for a man to sleep with a mother and her daughter at the same time>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !1

you still want to move to guam?

fuck it after a few beers she'll look like lindsay lohan^^^^^

*Packs up stuff* Where's Guam, cuz there is no way in hell I am going to Hong Kong or Indonesia. *Realizes that hell is Indonesia*

lol.....you ruined it!!!! you ruined it!!! hahaha.