LIQUID-vs-TW1ZT1DK1LL4:
 

20 LINE MAX...

SPIT I'LL FOLLOW...

USE BATTLE TACTICS...ACTUALLY DISS ME...

START NOW...

**You want me to play Liquid?Well this is muh first battle, respect tha little game that I got, and take muh words like blank bullets***

Fuck the diss
Cause you let your colors show too many times
It goes way deeper than rhymes
Fuck a beat cause I rock accapella
Crazy ass fella
Used to fuck Cinderella
Fuck eating cunt - cuz i cant stand the smell heh
They call me energenic
Cause the way the pain is interjected
You talk shit you gonna regret it
Fuck it, you said it
Watch your mouth fool
I'm on the move
Time to play
For words you say
One level of pain on display
Bitch back off
Too late your bitch is spread out, you jack off
Keepin you wishing that you was dead off
Dont hate on da Killa cuz tha Killa be rough

LIKE A FAT MAN ON A SEA SAW...THIS BATTLE IS A "LOP-SIDE"
AND AFTER MY DICK PEIRCES YOUR PUPIL YOU'LL REALIZE YOU'RE "COCK-EYED"

KID THAT SH*T IS NOT-TIGHT...YOU WEAKLING, YOU TEASE-ME, HOLDING A BOTTLE OF SUAVE LOTION TALKING BOUT YOU CAN "BEAT-ME"

THAT SH*T WASN'T EVEN DECENT...I AIN'T F*CKING-AROUND, I CHECKED...NO PUNCHES-WERE-FOUND, YOUR HOPES OF WINNING ARE PLUMMETING-DOWN

I'M NOT EVEN TOUCHING THE GROUND...I'M ON CLOUD-NINE, I EASILY POUND-GUYS, KID FACE IT...EATING WATERMELONS IS THE ONLY THING YOU KNOW ABOUT-"RHYMES"

LOL...

I TOOK PITY AND SERVED YOU AND PAINLESS DEATH...

shit kid...

*tha name be k.o.r.y.d.i.e.b.o.l.d
You cant fuck wit me - it aint dat easy
You try and dis whateva tha fuck you want
Im a lunatic - WHAT?! - I like to scare and haunt
Ill laugh at ya ass cuz what I do is taunt
Like I said before - you cant fuck with me
Cuz all the shit I spit is raw and deadly
Ill squish ya like a little bug
Watch tha shoulders shrug
Ill vaporize ya ass
And sweep ya underneath the rug
I dont think Im wack
But I need much improvement
Like a rebel kid
Im bout to start a movement
Everybodyz dieing - left to right
Im a killa Liquid - watch me tonight
Now listen to me this time
You can never beat muh rhyme
With that salt - would you like some lime?

HI...I'M LIQUID-THE-PROPHET, AND KID THAT SH*T YOU'RE SPITTING-IS-NON-SENSE
MY GOD...ARE YOU EVEN PYHSICALLY-CONSCIENCE?

KID YOU NEED PARENTAL CONSENT, TO EVEN CONSIDER-BOXING, OR YOU'LL CATCH THE BITTER FIST-OF-PROPHET

YOUR CD? A MISSLE SHIELD COULDN'T KEEP THE SH*T-FROM-"BOMBING"...IT WOULDN'T-CELL/SELL, YOUR WACK ASS SHOULD BE PUT-IN-JAIL, POSTWORKERS TRIED TO SUE ME...CLAIMING I PUT MY FOOT-IN-MALES/MAILS

THE OUTCOME IS NOT LOOKING-WELL...

...YEAH IT AINT LOOKING WELL FOR YOU BRO...

*
Oh so you wanna play eh?
Aint a crime to be gay
If it was
You'd be locked up today
Im just a newbie - it may be a syn
This battle is myne
Im about to clinch the win
I mean - oh what a surprise
Look into muh eyes
See what I see
Everybody dies
Including Prophet
Cuz hes a nobody -wannabe- cant yall see-
That I be - a mercenary
On a mission - he'll wind up missin'
For all the wack shit he trys to be dissin'
I aint skerred of what he does
As long as Im here, he can suck my nutz
I aint "beating" shit off him - I be beatin on him - with a wrench and some lyrics - I know that yall can hear it!
*

this battle was a joke, liquid ripped this kid, i knew the battle was over when i saw this

KID THAT SH*T IS NOT-TIGHT...YOU WEAKLING, YOU TEASE-ME, HOLDING A BOTTLE OF SUAVE LOTION TALKING BOUT YOU CAN "BEAT-ME"

liquid had better punches and a better flo, it was an obvious win.

vote: liquid

DAMN...KID YOUR BEST BET IS TO TURN GAY WITH THAT HYSTERICAL-MADDNESS, (YAWNS) I KNEW I'D "SLEEP ON YOU"...THAT'S WHY I CAME PREPARED-WITH-A-MATRESS

I'LL CREMATE YOU AND BURY-YOUR-ASHES, AND I KNOW THIS SOUNDS VERY-SARCASTIC, BUT I'LL EVEN BE A PALLBEARER AND CARRY-YOUR-CASKET

KID I JUST SENT YOU TO HELL-WITH-SOME-MATCHES, THAT'S ENOUGH...I'M OUT OF BREATH...CAN'T YOU TELL-THAT-I'M-GASPING?

grr...i'll admit that you were good Prophet. Whether I eventually win/lose/whateva, thanks for giving me a good 1st official battle, and even though this shit took like 2 hours or whatever, it was worth it. stay cool -

VOTE=PROPHET.....

THIS WASN'T EVEN A BATTLE...PROPHET CAME HARDER WIT THE PUNCHES,MULTIS AND FLOW........

LIKE A FAT MAN ON A SEA SAW...THIS BATTLE IS A "LOP-SIDE"
AND AFTER MY DICK PEIRCES YOUR PUPIL YOU'LL REALIZE YOU'RE "COCK-EYED"

KID THAT SH*T IS NOT-TIGHT...YOU WEAKLING, YOU TEASE-ME, HOLDING A BOTTLE OF SUAVE LOTION TALKING BOUT YOU CAN "BEAT-ME"

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STILL UPPING FOR VOTES...

ONE MORE FOR ME AND IT'LL BE OVER...

UPPING...

The Prophet took 'em with each metaphor and punchline. The best emcee I've seen at this site so far and some of the best punchlines I've ever seen. I think with his imagry and wordplay mixed in with metaphors and similes, he's comparable to MC Juice. He's also the first person that may actually rhyme multi's better than me (I think it's a tie but who cares)....

3-O I WIN...

HOPE YOU LEARNED THE LESSON I TAUGHT YOU KID..

ELEVATION IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD STRIVE FOR EVERYDAY...

PEACE...

grr...ya know what tho bro. even tho whoever replies to this shit will definately hate on me, but ya boy Ballistik said he thinks it was a tie, so you need one more vote to me me dead. and dont be so arrogant, I WILL get better one day, and you'll be one of the first targetz on muh list.

Too bad this bitch Prophet bit my See-Saw line, reply and tell me your comment.