Random Quotables
 

Drop some funny-ass random quotes from anywhere...
(Rapverse, movies, school, yourself...etc...)

"i hope i get hit by a gun", hahaha, i laughed at that........."wow, did i ever overthrow that government" - some drunk talk..........." i have chicks of every gender and species" tonight, when my bro was drunk, talkin bout his porn collection..................."a david and goliath story truer than the bible itself" - dodgeball, hahah, just some off the top of myhead

Bad Boys the movie when Marin Lawrence went into that krib an was like ''Can we borrow a cup of brown suuuraarrrr''....an ''Dont be alarmed, we just negros!''....i laughed my ass off at that

Conversation I had with one of my mates:

'Is It snowing Where You are then?'

'No of course not, I'm inside'

^^^haha...nice...Keep'em comming yall.

"You aren't too bright, are you? I like that in a man"

"You have a death wish. That's so selfish. I have one too, but I direct it towards others."

"One day you and I are going to have a serious disagreement"

"Happiness is only happiness if there is a violin-playing goat"

"We're women. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating! And not a little bit scary."

"Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life overcoming"

"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success"

"Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fuckin have it"

"Expect The Unexpected"

DQ

"America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks."

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

On Michael Jackson:

'Amreica is the only country in the world, where a poor black boy, can turn into a rich white woman'

"youll shoot ya eye out kid"....christmas story

^^ haha yeah but the best saying ever

AWW SUGGY DUGGY

"Dump on your leg."

Cmon, i know im not the only one whos heard this beast..

lmao...werd....

"a women wit a pierced tounge...She'll suck yo dick,.....a guy wit a pierced tounge... he'll suck yo dick"---Chris Rock

^^thats funny as fuck cuz i know a kid that just got his toungue pierced that we question if he's bi or not

anyways

Person A: "yea, Chinas advanced as fuck, their like 20 years ahead of us"
Person B: "no, its 2005 everywhere"