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Dex 03-07-05 05:36 AM

if you find this funny, send me money
 
No need to send me money if ur broke, but if your rich spread the wealth...


What is a 6.9???????

A great thing screwed up by a period!

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Wat do you call an Alabama Pig Farmer with two sheep under his arms??????


A pimp!

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Dex 03-07-05 06:50 AM

damn it peeps! no one got a sense of humour anymore?

Dirty Nigga 03-07-05 07:18 AM

LOL
Alabama joke ws kinda funny
The period one wasnt
i got dough!!!!!

whats ya bank account?

Dex 03-07-05 07:28 AM

Bank: 37736.

Wat about this one.....


Wat do elephants use as tampons?

Sheep!

Dirty Nigga 03-07-05 07:30 AM

LOL
Thats stupid more than anythin, i still laughed

Dirty Nigga 03-07-05 07:32 AM

Did ya get it?
i'ma give u 5 rv dollars for every hot ass jokes u can pull off....

Dex 03-07-05 07:32 AM

wen is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

wen the big hand touches the little hand!

--oooh

Dirty Nigga 03-07-05 07:53 AM

LMAOOOOOO
Aight ya hit the jackpot with that shit!

Dex 03-07-05 08:16 AM

Wats the difference between God and Socrates?? (Soc on RV that is)

God doesnt think hes Socrates!

Dirty Nigga 03-07-05 08:22 AM

LOL
Da fuck man?!?
hahahahahha

thats a classic, i may have'ta quote that in my sig lol

Dex 03-07-05 08:25 AM

that is funny shit, but the trueness makes it funnier.

No hate to Soc of course..


Who makes bras for Brunettes?

Fisher Price!

Dirty Nigga 03-07-05 08:28 AM

LOL Fisher price?
hahahahahahahha

you are making these up right?

you killin it right now with these jokes dogg!

Dex 03-07-05 08:35 AM

Some of them are made up, some of them i have just heard over the years and remember them.

Shame its only you reaping the benefits of the humour.


How does a redneck find a sheep in long grass????

Satisfying!..

Affinity 03-07-05 08:38 AM

pretty dumb is ya feel meh

Dex 03-07-05 09:56 AM

ok then maybe this one is a bit better for yous:

Dex: "Do you believe in puppy love?"
Affinity: "I tried but the asshole was too small"


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