God Dammit, I Hate 'Coons!!
 

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Every fuckin night before garbage day, them little mutha fuckas rip the shit outta them garbage bags...then i gotsta clean up all the garbage that those little shits leave all over my mutha fuckin driveway....who wants to shoot at them with me, just like sum down home hicks would do, all country like

put a cinder block on the top of the can thats what we did ...

we dont got cans...we just leave them bags of shit out by the side of our road...yes it's a dirt road, so what?

haha, wrap them in barb wire or somethin, get some traps, or put a rottwiler out there or sump

or i could always put explosives in the bags....but if they dont come and the garbage men get exploded it wont really look good havin a murder on my record...i gotta apply for university next year

shit do what i did, i hid up in a tree with a piant ball gun and i would shoot around him and make them run in circles, then id put a cap in his ass, one tim the mutha fucka ran up the tree with me i fell out and cracked my head

do they have balls??? if so, i shall kick at least a pair of em before this night is through

give em something else to eat... we have a big fat ass coon named roger ... n we feed him dog food..he's pimp....(we had a ebert but we think he got eaten by our neighbors dog)

haha, u live on a dirt road? lol, thas gangsta. i neva seen a racoon on this side of town, but we just put our garbage bags in a box. nom sizlaxin? no racoons, but hobos go thru it, lol, ima hide n shoot tha hobos wif a pelit gun, werd

i aint gettin up at like 5:30 to put it out there...FUCK THAT...thas when they come