Chat up lines
They never work, I usually get the chick by making them laugh, then saying "suck my penis" and they do it.
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^^^ suck my penis <------funny shit!!!!!
naw fo sho, chat up lines never work. bein forward is the only way thats how i do it, just a simple "Yo baby, I wanna get with you!!" and that's it, tha bitch is mine!!!! |
Hello, you should let me touch your vagina.
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only been on 'em with my friend Sole a couple times when we were bored...giving fake names and telling guys you're both bi-sexual is fun...then they damn near busted nuts when I told 'em I was a virgin...funny shit...
P.S. Red Bull, you should let me touch your MANgina :)... |
Song Lyrics Are Good Chat Up Lines.
Like 'Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel' Or 'I'm Horny, Horny Horny Horny' |
hows it going shealer. lemme buy you a beer.
thats how we get down in australia. then we go and fuck them in panel vans. |
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I didnt read that because it was yellow and I could barely see it...... and Jossshhhhhhaayyy.... isnt it shiela? not shealer... But yeah I never had that problem,... im so dope the women come to me. |
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