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well If This Gets enough Replies and Good remrks then Ill Ask someone To Sticky This But this Is what It Is

Ill Have a Different Joke Every 24 Hrs with A Poll To go with it You Will Read the joke and Then Tell whether It was funny - fairly Funny - Hilarious- Not Funny at all

I will be using This Box Every Day I will Edit The post With a Different Joke Every 24 Hrs So Heres The First one

Its not a joke its like Somethin Crazy
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Name Of Joke: Equal Oppertunity


10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'TADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10.Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in
your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not
normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything..
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your
car.


what Do All these Cultures have in common?: They all Hate G. W. Bush & want to Be Liek Bill Clinton one day

Yuppin Uppin Uppin Uppin ...................... Uppin some more

hahahahahahaha thats some funny shit ... you might get some heat but o well i like it

yeah man...nice one

-DB

Yes I Knew This Was an Aii Joke


come on Lets get Some more replies and votes in this BaTCH

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
statement.

no it iznt, its str8 dopeness, werd

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your
car.

haha, the black list was the only funny one.

:roll:

Yeah I put alot of thought into that one

Those are so true. Some of these are funny, some are dumb.

lmfao ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

Yeah pretty good... i liked the ones whites dont know the best... even tho im white... lol

:roll:

I Still Laugh When I read it myself

Im dope In rap & comedy

I Should clown Hataz Next time

LOL
:roll:

Thanx Ima Be doin a diifferent one tommorow so be on the lookout

Uppin.....................

..................Uppimm