The joke thread...
 

make some jokes people....this should be like a comedy corner...lol

uppin...

here's one... it's not really funny but it's what I can think of right now...

why didn't the skeleton cross the road...?

u probably know this....but uppin

i got one........Why are blondes like lava lamps??????There prety to look at but not to bright!!!!

what do you call a white boy eating saltine crackers?

* a cannibol

Two prostitutes standing next to each other, one says "It's gonna be a good night tonight, fulla bizz" the other replys "How do you know that?" first prostitute says "I can smell dick in the air", the other responds "Sorry, I just burped".
:bored:.

this ones good.


a black boy attends school and notices all the white kids are treated better than the colored ones. so when the black boy reaches home, he paints his skin white... he approaches his grandmother and says, "look grandma im white" so she slaps him in the face and tells him to show his mother what hes done. so he walks into the kitchen and says, "look ma, im white" so she beats his ass and tells him to show his father what hes done. so he walks into the garage and says, "look pap, im white" so his father beats his ass, slaps him and sends him to his room...

...a little while later, the boy's grandmother, mother and father walk into his room and ask him, "so what have you learned from all of this?" and the boy says... " ive only been white for an hour and i already hate three niggers."

I've heard that before, lol.