I just shit my pants.
 

Alright, i stayed home sick from school today...

i woke up at 4 am, threw up... went back to sleep. Woke up again at 4:38, threw up... went back to sleep.

So i get up at 10 am, and my stomach still hurts so i just stay home, and i am walking around downstairs, and my ass is just feeling like it's gonna erupt.. and i fart, just a moist one, and at first i just though i farted, but i checked. I put my hand down my pants, and i pulled up a finger full of shit...

:(

thats discusting man **throws up**

atleast it wuz shit on yo finger, and not cum, werd

uhh, i would rather have cum on my hands then shit.. haha.

Yuk...you feeling better now?

DQ

he means cum from your ass from being ass fucked**throws up again**

so, ud rather fart and have cum come out of yo ass then shit? ....... :confused: ooooooooo k.... werd

hahaha that was a good laugh

lmao lmao.. damn...........

Lmao he shit himself.

omg that is one of the funniest things ive heard...what the hell ya do after ya found out take a shower n how ya conseal it from the peeps around u

omg im actually gonna puke............

thank you ever so much for sharing that delightful experiance with us all

Very interesting.......shakes head.....

*slap* ................