Whats the best way youve ever killed an annoying bug?
 

WELL... This morning I was sleepin... It was like... 6:45 or some shit. I was just wearin my boxers, so no shirt. And then I felt some wierd shit on my torso... So I felt there to see what it was and IT MOVED... SO I got up quick and saw a fuckin cockroach zoom away across the floor... It was fuckin disgusting cos I had no shirt on.. so I had death and sewers on me..

20 minutes later, after following the damn hiding bastard around everywhere I finally got him... With a cooking dish I threw from the other side of the room.. word..

Lmao thats nasty lmao....i hate roaches i killed one wit my shhoe the thing was huge

i like to spray them with hairspray then light em up

lol, i like doin that 2

1 time i wrapped a bug up in kleenex and lit 1 side on fire and watched it slowly burn closer and closer 2 him wile he tried 2 git out, lol, werd

word........

its also good to moonwalk along those lines of ants...

you know how in baseball, when you're learning mechanics of hitting...and the one step you're suppose to "squish the bug".......well, thats what i do

LOL, nice. 1 time i pissed on a ants nest then they all came out n pissed all ova them. n wen i wuz lil me n my frend found a big toad so we thot scence frogs eat flys, he would eat sum ants, so we sat him on top of a red ants nest and they all came out, he tryed 2 hop away, but he wuz covered in red ants then he just started goin really slow, then he just stopped n they were eatin at hiz body, werd

i put a lizard in a cup...and covered that shit wif latex..then i went over and icked an ants nest...all dem ants came out..then i threw the cup on top of the nest..and they bit through that shit and killed the lizared...nuttin but bones n eyeballs....lol.....

electric flyswatter.. haha word

and one time i put a cockaroach into a faucet drainer...and flipped the switch.....that shit got cut to pieces

when i was smaller i use to get the Big Black ants like 20 of them in a jar
and dump them onto a Big fire ants nest and watch them kill each other...word

trapped a beetle in a spiders web and watched that sum bitch get eaten.......

also i've sprayed hairspray on a moth before to cripple its wings and then flicked it in the head straight into a wall...........

i've set fire to a spider before and watched it sizzle.................

and i poured a little petrol into an ants nest before and made a little trail away from it, then i dropped in an aerosol can and lit the petrol trail and ran *BOOM* shit was funny!! gotta make sure ya got cover though otherwise it gone be rainin ants on ya!!

^Thats probly cos you haven't dealt with many pests...

Those kinda people annoy me... Its like the girl im seeing now, there was a cricket in the kitchen... And I go to kill it and then cop the whole "its a living creature, it has its own life... How could you be so heartless!"

Im just like fuck its a stupid cricket thats tryna get my food... It doesnt deserve to live

"blah blah blah your so mean blah blah blah blah" <*bitch rambling that most men tune out of*

Getting Pleasure out of killing bugs is 1 of the 7 characteristic's of a serial killer... Do you Torture puppy's to??