Top 10 Punches
Week 2
By: L.I.

Well I struggled picking 10 punches because there werent many that were good. So dont think your hot stuff for making it in this. Step up your game folks and pick up this thing called wittiness. Tie that into a metaphore and we may have a league full of skill. Anyways here is your favorite part of the mag by the kid you hate so much...

10. fam! u corny 4real..get ya self a blunt or grab a 40 & chill.
cee u not sick dis dude got a "HEaD-cold" then "thought he was ill".
MarvJay1009 vs iLL Cee

9. Your gang of crips look pussy, ill send them 2 do ma biddin
If they or you,fuk wid me ...blue wont b the only colour drippin
Acuity vs .K.onflictz

8. so ur ghost writers, yeah, i can belive it too
coz only dead ppl could spit worse than you
Ambient vs Skriptz

7. rap aint your game, obviously you dont have a clue see,
coz you don't fit in, like fat bitches in porno movies,
E.C. vs FuxJustAWord

6. This douchebag is below me, yet already reached his lyrical summit
He'll start to plummet - status might be legendary, but hes far from it
Spektikul vs ::..:$lobK::..:

5. Majestic Your Disguise Been-Abolished,Gettin Hit-And-Demolished.....
Cuz 'Knockin Out Ya Wisdom Teeth', Tha Only Time You Spit-Knowledge....
Young Blaze vs Majestic

4. medicine man? no wonder u not sick, change H to N cause u Not-shh!t
i straight 'sun' him and leave him 'speachless' now he claimin he 'hot-shhhh'
shake-spear vs hotshh!

3. Kill this weak Brit!! Snap Legs Have Ya Collapsin Like Rotten Tables...
Still A Herb!! This Bitch Elevates Like Sumone Snapped The Cables...
SoLo vs Daubs

2. Im very mean, edit ya scripts those lyrics induce Scary Dreams
So Im'a "Spear-Shakes"..... like knife throwing in Dairy Queens
hotshh! vs. shake-spear

1. im merking majestic, bear witness
majestic keeps lowering the bar...
............ like the high jump at the special olympics
Sdizzle vs Majestic

And it's like that.