Fuck that
 

Fuck fancy food. That shit is the worst thing i've ever seen.

Some rich idiot told me to go to a resteraunt her dad owns in the city, and I could get a meal pretty much free of charge... So I was like... word.

Anyway, I went there with her and the place was gay. It had like an entrance and a french name. Fancy plants everywhere and those upper class dinner-wear-wearing people around.

You're supposed to order a salad, an entre, a main meal, and an after meal (or so they call it). So I just got any random salad, she chose me entre and main meal cos I didn't really care/know what the food was all about, and I got some wierd coffee thing for "after meal" (dessert).

in about 45 mins (wtf) out comes a normal salad arranged nicely to make it look important. Too bad I cant taste arrangement.

20 minutes later (WTF 1 hour and 5 minutes it took) the entre arrives. Its a pastry about 1.5 inches by 1.5 inches and 2 1/2 high sitting on a big leaf. Around it was some kinda long spagghetti-like crunchy meat (about 6 strands). It all tasted like shit.

15 mins after that, FINALLY I got my main meal. Imagine this: a piece of viel about half the size of a normal cd case, not very thick, thats rolled up with a bit of lettuce stuck through it so you can see green sticking out each end. That was covered in some red, transparent sauce with a tiny amount of herbs near the edge of the plate.

Im not even gonna talk about dessert, cos it sucked so much ass. But yo, can you believe that main meal? FUCK. It didnt even taste good and was so small. I ate it in 2 bites. And there that bitch is nibbling away at hers cutting off tiny little pieces. I'd wipe my ass with that size piece of meat.

Guess how much that shit would have cost me if I actually paid for it? OVER $200AD which is about $130-$170 american.

After all this, I came to the conclusion that gourmet/"good quality" food sucks balls. If you see someone who likes this shit, punch them in the face because they're idiots.

I left there at 10 hungry as fuck and went to KFC with a mate. 15pc bucket of chicken $12.95 and some garlic bread...

If you like gourmet food, i'll battle you about it. You rap good points on it, my verse will rap the negatives. Cos fuck. Its so gay.

Heres an illustration:

lol @ battling over it...but word,
fuck paying over a bill for that shit
that's like a month's worth of groceries

lol go One that shit kicks ass

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llmao @ the illustration

dopeness

OMB That shit was fanny man,... I know what you mean at my wedding
we had that type of food. My mum went mad and cooked all the people
on my side Chicken and rice, and some curry goat and rice...

Can't beat a home cooked west indian meal,.. fuck them rich bitchs..

i never really liked dat shit ne way...i like dat gully food...i went to some fancy restaurant for dis football banquet(american football players=all you can eat) and they gave me like a few peices of cut up meet a fuckin 1 inch glass of apple juice s teaspoon of vegtables it was bullshit....then i had like 3 forks 7 spoons 3 knives and sum thing i never saw in my life....

so we was all lookin at eachother and shit...and i went around to all the extra tables no 1 was sittin at and took the extra food and had me a feast...den da whole damn team was going around askin for 2nds and shit....after it was over we went to the city buffet...(a all u can eat chinese & seafood place) and stayed there for like an hour and it cost $10 a person..thats good gully food..fuck that rich faggot shit..like uhh caviar..dat shits fuckin disgustin

Well At Least You Kno Why It Was Free Homie...

oh man.......what a classic pic..........."if you see someone who likes this shit, punch them in the face because they're idiots"

lmlo.......you're one funny mutha fucka omb....that shit just looks nasty, you actually ate it?

/i had some kfc last night, zesty burger combo, mega sized, with a poutine, word

As much as I love french girls..
The french are a weird group of people..

You should of tried ordering a snail..

damn that sounds sick as fuck..shoulda asked um if that had a regular ol cheeseburger..that'da probaly still costed like....60 dollars...

Ok, but, lets say you like sushi, and trust me, the expensive sushi resturaunts are better then the cheap ones, and if you buy a lot for yourself it'll end up like 100$ but, it's fucking good, and it's ok for a once in a while type shit

I agree, fuck that.

KFC = cloned chicken.

I probably would have picked Popeyes for an alternative restaurant.

But interesting story.

I dont care what KFC do to their chicken, as long as it stays dope.

Unless some pimply fool had an orgasm in my food. Then I'd be like... Damn.