June 5th, 2005

I sit relaxed on my throne, a fly passes by my eyes
I close them, think in my mind of what it will be like in size
Damn, this taking forever, I flip open the paper
Flick through articles, forget it, i'll read about them later
The fly passes by again, i smash him up against the wall
At that one relaxed moment, the ship begins to fall
Hits the water hard, does it float or does it sink
One things for sure though................................
..........................MAN!!! THIS SHIT STINKS!!!!


WERD!! :thumbup:

June 9th, 2005

Feeling the sensation, the need to let it out is growing
I can't hold much longer..the intense desire to be blowing
Like a volcano ready to erupt, the masses are still increasing
With the explosion comes peace, a feeling thats so pleasing
Pushing with all my will, driving the pressure out of the hole
To empty the tunnel and end the agony, that is my only goal
It edges closer and closer to the exit, ready to spread about
Seeing the light at the end, clawing desperate to head out
Now it is here for all to view...I have one word to shout at you
A........AAA.........AAAAA........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AACHOO!!!


WERD!!!! :thumbup: