Tell me a funny joke i give you $1. Million
 

......................... Waiting

OMG!!!!! NO ONE ONLINE..... 2 Mil for a good joke!!!

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face"
*rimshot*

nice....... kind of dry funny..... i'll gove ya half a mil... account please.

lol sorry it's 4:17 in the morning = /

XPETBK-40529

get some sleep...... money on its way

Pig In A Bar

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?''

Then the lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.''

And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''

LOL! you get 2 mil.... please post your account.

XPETBK-40704 lol glad u liked it

You rich now... Uppin this!

Here heres 20 mill.......4Fil you cheap Basterd!!!.....J/K

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT MUCH MONEY..... Are you Da Vinci?

Anyway..... Please dont post anymore jokes 'till i come back or you wont get shit!~!!

Fuck no im not Da Vinci.....i just got ma ways

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