Kein Witz vs Pumpkin Head
 

Battle Rules:

6 - UNLIMITED Lines
No Crew Votes
No Recycling
No Biting

Minimum posts to vote: 20

Check in by: 05-14-05 at 05:20 PM

Must drop verse in 4320 minutes after check in.

Kein Witz has ACCEPTED this battle on 05-11-05 05:22 PM.

Listen here fag, this may not be halloween, but I've got this shit "in the bag".
Don't brag, the only time you get a "pat on the back" is when you're "playing tag".
It's easy to tell my rhymes confuse him easily because his "head is hollow".
Studying a tardling's anatomy I'll "carve up this bitch", to see the "red that follows."
Trust me, you suck but I can be optimistic --- I see it's fucking "half of a cup".
The probability of you winning this match? Better chance seeing "Roseanne do a pull-up".
I was looking for a pro battle, and this lame ass faggots the only one who humored me.
Never here "pumpkin on audio", because this stupid shit is still struggling with puberty.

Shit, forgot the explanations.

1. Halloween...candy in bags. Yeah. And a lot of the stuff tastes like shit anyway.
2. A pumpkin is hollow...red blood...yeah.
3. Half empty, half-full philosophical shit. I say half a cup. And Roseanne ain't doing a pull-up anytime soon.
4. ...If you don't get this, leave.

Pumpkin Head has ACCEPTED this battle on 05-11-05 08:03 PM.

Once again an LFS battle comin straight at ya computer screen,
I'm in a battle with Kein Witz but his wits seem not to be keen,*
It's good that he has self-esteem, but he over-extended himself,
But from the info in his profile, he's unknown even to himself,**
His chances of winning is low, similar to 50 Cent's sperm count,***
We know he didn't buy a ghost write, he doesn't have a bank account,
Whoo here we go, I sense it, my verse is startin to get a little hectic,
I like this dude but his decision skills show that he isn't too eclectic,****
Sorry but you shoulda stayed in the closet like old-fashioned murphy beds,
Cuz in the end of the battle 'I stand alone' amidst the 'Puddles Of Red',*****
Hate to break it to ya but me losin to battle is not happenin, it's taboo,
Dictatin my verse like Adolf Hitler, you take the role of the wanderin Jew,******
Simply put I'm better than you, but don't worry I won't rub it in too badly,
But if you ask for another shot at me, I'll offer you the rematch, gladly....


*I'm assuming his name is pronounced KEEN WITZ.
**It's empty lol.
***Steroids lower sperm count....figure it out.
****eclectic- selecting what seems best of various styles or ideas
*****He has OM's called "I stand alone" and "Puddles Of Red".
******Dictate - to speak; and Hitler was a dictator lol

Voted For: Pumpkin Head

v/ LFS

PERSONALS: Pumpkin....Obviously
PUNCHES: Kein Witz
TEXT FLOW: Pumpkin
WORDPLAY: Kein Witz
NAMEPLAY: Pumpkin...He Used 1 Line Against His Name
CREATIVITY: Both But Pumpkin's Was Much More Clever

Aight Breakdown.....

Voted For Pumpkin Cuz Although Kein Had Alotta Punches, He Had No Personals.......Pumpkin's Verse Was FILLED Wit Personals......Creativity Also......Dat Shit Stuck Out More Than Kein's Punches So He Got Dis Battle

Personals Took It...RTF...1

aiight respeck...uppin for more..btw Ack we gotta get our battle lol...and good luck against Sorrow..that should be good...UPPIN!

This was feedback posted for Pumpkin Head
 

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good verse mayne

jus chekkin polls n uppin 4 mah nigga LFS

I didn't have nameplay? I have like three bars hitting on the name 'Pumpkin Head'. He rhymed 'himself' with 'himself'...

"It's easy to tell my rhymes confuse him easily because his "head is hollow".
Studying a tardling's anatomy I'll "carve up this bitch", to see the "red that follows."

I'd say that's better then saying I'm not keen, atleast. And then there was the line about carving him up like a pumpkin...pumpkins are related to Halloween...

Anyway...saying he had more because he had one thing of nameplay is just asinine. But whatever.

Voted For: Pumpkin Head

im too fuckin lazy to vote and LFS knows dis so imma post feed...LFS shit was dope as fuck, way betta than ya otha battle verses...and tha otha guy, u was iight...i wont knock u cuz i know how it feel to be knocked but i feel dat LFS should be takin dis one home slice

oh shit...dat was suppose to be a feed...my bad yall...damn

Err...could you explain that at all or are you just going to slap your friend's ass with a wet towel?

lol uppin for more votes...and shit....LFS has RETURNED!!!!! HAHA!

uppin this battle...got my swagger back..old name...same style...takin ova lol