Hello my fellow Americans.
 

As the 42nd President of the United States of America, I feel that is necessary to still adapt to this generation of youth. To do this I must experience what my fellow American youths experience, so on top of just writing books I am also planning to pick up this music form entitled "rap." However, if there is any trouble here you can send me a message any time, and after my daughter Hilary gets elected President in the next election I will do what I can to have those troubling people assassinated. Thank you for your time, my fellow Americans.