Story Thread
 

look i'm bored in the biggest way so i'm making this a story thread.

Aite this is gonna work kinda like a cypher but you gotta keep the story going.

You can add whatever twists to the story that you want.

Let your imagination run wild....

I'm gonna start it off:




One day i was walking through the forest, when suddenly i came across an old man sellin..................

hiz body. at 1st i thought 2 myself "eww, this mafucka iz fucked up" but then i noticed how he could remove hiz faulse teeth... i took out my wallet...

werd

and pulled out a crisp 20 dollar bill and handed it to the old man. then he looked me in the eye and said......

What would you prefer..Some my wisdom or my false teeth?...

I said i'd like wisdom.so he sat me on his knee. i thought he was gonna tell me some wise tales or some shit like that, when all of a sudden, old g morphed into...

a mothafuckin pillow

then i thought to myself "waddafukizgoinon?" then the pillow jumped on me and.............

humped your head an left some kind of stain on your.......................

dick and you...........

nutted on yourself aswell as..............

chopped your dick off because......

it was basically invisible regardless so u figured u would have a clit instead...........

Then he morphed back into the man and said "Now, you have learned the ways of the...