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Christianite 06-22-05 11:40 PM

Bible Books
 
Just havin a lil fun with this one, not really bein serious with it, just seein if i can do it, lol

Sittin in his room playing around on a SEGA Genesis
Waitin on the day he can finally make the Exodus
While Congress is tryin to make laws like Leviticus
Accountants crunchin Numbers to make their lives wealthy
Disobedience to the system they learned, as warned in DeuteronomyKid named Joshua lookin around wonderin why all the grudges
Drug dealers getting off easy by payin off the Judges
This world continually becoming more and more Ruth – less
Twin Samuels always seemin to be getting their lives into a mess
Nations warring because of a fight between two Kings
And a couple of Chronicles here and there about some rings
Wars over and Ezra got home and found that he had to rebuild
Nehemiah having to fight in an unnecessary war ‘cause of a kings will
A lil girl named Ester found alone, raped and killed
Unlike Job the police gave up and the family cursed God
While in church Psalms are being sung to Him abroad
Educated people studying and reading every nations Proverbs
Apart from God as Ecclesiastes says is nothing but up surd
A man walkin down the road singin a Song of Solomon
Isaiah over dosed, dying thinking it would be fun
Jeremiah got mugged and killed by a neighborhood gang
Cries could be heard by his family and Lamentations were sang
A dude named Ezekiel always trying to pick a fight
But when he came across Daniel, he got locked in his sights
Hosea sneaking out every night, cheatin on his wife
Joel wonders if there is anything more to this life
Amos picks up a dusty Bible off a shelf and starts to read
Don’t know where to start, turned to Obadiah as a lead
As he moves on he reads about Jonah and the whale
While his friend Micah is into every kind of drug sales
Sellin Nahum some weed and Habakkuk some ex
Finds his friend Zephaniah with his sister Haggi havin sex
Zechariah preachin the comin of the Christ to everyone
Malachi sits there and becomes a brother to God’s Son
He tells all his friends Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John
About the Acts of love by Christ his brand new Savior
They laugh and do as the Romans do, not changin their behavior
Meet up with two Corinthians and one of the Galatians
To battle their rivals, the Ephesians and Philippians
The Colossians and a couple of Thessalonians decide to step in
With the twin Timothy’s they warn them to stop this violence and sin
They didn’t heed their words and Titus ends up dead
Philemon preaches the funeral and nice things were said
Turns out he was one of the Hebrews that was mislead
His friend James goes to church to find some kind of reason
With Peter one and two beside him they learn of the new season
John one, two, and three all die and go to their heavenly home
They get mansions made of Jude with a gold street to roam
Because the Revelation of God, to them, had been made known








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2Fast2Furious 06-23-05 12:26 AM

Funny lighthearted, and good i must say, took some time, i know! Good job babe.

Christianite 06-23-05 12:28 AM

thanks y'all, uppin...

WhoAmI 06-23-05 09:35 AM

Yeh ratings for that one cos none of the books sounded out of place in this piece. nice drop. keep it going for real.
Ya know what i think you and messenger should do a collabo one time, don't you think?

Christianite 06-23-05 11:38 AM

yeah that might not b a bad idea, thanks for the feed, uppin....

Viva 06-23-05 11:44 AM

christianite well done man! this was so original and refreshing to see, really enjoyed reading it and loved the way u worked the books into modern day life! that would sound great in audio im betting and props to u man, im not really religious but if my church had semons like that i would be there constantly lol keep droppin fire! once again well done! :thumbup:

Christianite 06-23-05 02:04 PM

thanks man, will keep it in mind, uppin...

Christianite 06-24-05 12:06 AM

still uppin this......

Christianite 06-24-05 12:15 PM

uppin.............

Illumatic 06-24-05 12:31 PM

remotly creative but ive seen this done 2-3 times on a few sites....
not bad.... i wont count this as feedback sense you werent going for imagry and shit...

hit my OM for fun

Christianite 06-24-05 11:26 PM

ok, thats cool, uppin this


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