Country Girlz (funny S'all About)
 

I’m a country girl from Mo shur ee(Missouri),I don’t live n
style or luxury
Dreams of lexus but gets a hyundai, can’t say that I ain’t got
no way.
Can shoot w/ the rest of dem boys and beat em up too,
I can tell you a slug from a 22.
So you say I ain’t legit lets see, let that ghetto slip on outta me.

So lay back boys, let this girl just ride, I’ll show you both of my good sides.
Country girls know how to act innocent and talk real sweet,
Until you get em in that barn, then they’ll show you a real turn on.
I’ll burn rubber till the break of dawn, in my car or in the lawn.
Make ya scream till the cows come home, and leave you in a deep mudhole
I don’t care that you have to go, a country girl is homegrown soul.

Ya you laugh but it ain’t no joke, southern girls don’t even choke.
Eat collard greens and egg yolks. Fry everything and sometimes smoke.
Take care of our bodies and go for broke.
Tell ya like it is if you wanna know. So don’t laugh at my thick accent,
cuz it’ll just go deeper yo
round here you don’t mess w/ da ladies, cuz country boys are up for hazing.
So lay back watch da moon n stars, cuz you’ll be workin from dusk till dark
Country girls are hard at work, loving life and livin w/ simple quirks.
Country girls ain’t into trouble, they don’t do drugs and they don’t get shuttled.
off to some other country cuz they are more likely to kick ya ass than stay.

So lay back boys, let this girl just ride, I’ll show you both of my good sides.
Country girls know how to act, innocent and talk real sweet,
Until you get em in that barn, then they’ll show you a real turn on.
I’ll burn rubber till the break of dawn, in my car or in the lawn.
Make ya scream till the cows come home, and leave you in deep mudhole
I don’t care that you have to go, a country girl is homegrown soul

Country girls love their mammas and God, hug their daddies and aren't snobs.
Country girls don’t fight fair, n they don’t give a damn about their hair,
they go out as they darn well please, they don’t know Gucci from cottage cheese. Country girls don’t mind gettin dirty, grime and fitlhy are just plain sultry.
So say you don’t wanna a girl like me? Good thing, I’m taken by a city boi.

funny, funny stuff, liked it a lot, lol, keep it up

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Why whack cats on this site? Miss them in the Systems of much jazz
Heavy with brevity after talking to a celebrity about acting
On route tracking success and attacking the best sometime lacking
Knowledge,

Free speech, first amendment?

I was thinkin of the song "Fell in love w/ a country girl" when i wrote this, i wanted somethin similar but on a girl's point of view..ha..