Anyone Know how to Pass UA?
 

friend of mine needs to take a piss test ...and he was quite the smoker... but yes .... i need a way to pass the piss test with out having someone else pee for him...drinking alot of water ...cranberry juice pickle juice... dosent work.... i heard something about asparagus shakes....so anyone ?

i always use that cranberry so wont really kno drink like 5 gallons....lol

lol that would flush your system i guess haha.... i'll jus make him run a ton and not eat

he hasnt smoked in 3 weeks....lol that shithead he might be fine

Wizzinator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


go pick up High Times at your local Barnes and Nobel............... and order the Wizzinator out of that magazine...... it cost under 200 bucks but it comes wit synthetic urine....... you just mix it and go...... it has a heating pad ........ and all of that..... its completely undetectable...


g'luck homie.........

Grab 2 elastic bands, make em really tite and wrap em around the goolys...that should help.

if he was smokin dope, that stays in ur system for six months despite wat u do lol he should jus drink a lot of warm water wit lemon in it (thats a detox) n see if that weakens it but the dope will stay in his system it may jus go undetected if its weak! :huh:

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EXACTLY.....THC is stored in your fat cells so if he drinks alot of water and does a couple of GRULING work outs with dat plastic bag he should be good......but im not sure about the plastic bad i have herd that people have tryed that and DIED so tell him if he wants to take a chance do it with the plastic bag...but if he wants to do it clean do a couple more gruling work outs..........OH AND DRINK ALOT OF WATER AND I MEAN ALOT!!

Aight, go to wawa and get that cheap cranberry juice, down that shit and just drink water till the piss test. worked 3 times for me.

Not smoke or drink.

Nah, you can beat any UA with relative ease. LOL @ that synthetic urine though, lol. But yeah man, I've had chemicals in my system that are supposed to be in there for 2-3 days come out in less than one. 18 hrs to be precise - and that's according to a fuckin BLOOD test. The secret? Gatorade and water water water. Drink water till you break your seal. I mean, till you're fuckin SICK of it, then down some more. Then switch to gatorade till you're sick of that. You'll see you'll piss out a solid 2lbs of water weight. Also, you can use Creatine that you buy from somewhere like GNC which will pull the water from your fat and cause you to piss like none other. Ain't seen anyone lose on the creatine and water method. Just takes like 3-4 solid days to get weed out of your system - other shit takes WAY less time.