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La Cosa Nostra 07-12-05 06:04 AM

If I ever meet anyone who makes spyware.
 
I will pin them down and mangle their spine by stabbing them with a pitch fork untill they bleed to near death, then bash them into a coma cut our their organs to sell on the blackmarket while their still alive and then chainsaw them in half slowly starting from their feet up to their head.

Then I would hunt down their entire family and kill them by repeatedly stabbing their eyeballs with aids infected hypodermic needles. And I would sell their pets to that food factory in asia where they skin animals alive.

...................:cussing:

tim dim 07-12-05 06:06 AM

Can I buy there mp3 off you after you kill them?

Logic The Goonie 07-12-05 06:24 AM

I bet you wouldn't have the balls. :cool:

La Cosa Nostra 07-12-05 06:27 AM

Get this right.
I clicked some link on google, this spyware program downloaded itself without asking me. Then proceeded to download about 9 or 10 bad nuking and desktop controller trojans and then shitloads of pop ups started filling the screen saying I have spyware and to get rid of it I have to purchase a licence for the spyware remover program that gave me the spyware in the first place.

And after about 5 minutes of closing windows and having my computer crash every 5 seconds meaning I couldnt backup any of my files not to mention almost killing 3 people and nearly breaking my hand and elbow from the amount of times I smashed them into my desk.. This wonderful thing called a system restore got rid of everything and made it better again without losing about 300+ pages of rhyme documents and over 500 beats.

*hi five to bill gates for making the system restore thing*

But I'm serious when I say I will take an axe to anyone I meet who makes spyware.

WhoAmI 07-12-05 11:58 AM

yeh you should kill them spyware makers.i'll provide an alibi.

Sean Gunner 07-12-05 12:37 PM

No wonder you do horrorcore.

Ice Pick 07-12-05 12:39 PM

thats why you dont click links on google

and i have mad set ups on mine so nothing, i mean nothing is gonna get through


and FUCK BILL GATES

IBM is the future

La Cosa Nostra 07-12-05 01:12 PM

I dont got an opinion on the shit, all I know is bill gates saved my ass this time round. So mad propers to him :p

Internets fucked these days though cause asshole nerds ruin it for everyone.

Crazy Hades 07-12-05 01:14 PM

No one ever fucking clicks any popups and shit. It's like they're just wanting to be a nuisance for the sake of me putting my head through my monitor.

Ice Pick 07-12-05 01:15 PM

THATS WHY BILL GATES BOUGHT TONS OF NEW CHIPS FOR THE NEW XBOX 360 FROM IBM AND THE SAME CHIP IN THE PLAYSTATION 3

my dad is a boss at IBM and did the order for them

HA HA HA HA HA

IBM AND LINUX ARE THE FUTURE

La Cosa Nostra 07-12-05 01:21 PM

Damn.. Hook a brother up with a free computer leeched off your dad lol..

Ice Pick 07-12-05 01:22 PM

HA HA HA if it were only that easy

cheap mother fucker wont even hook me up with a deal

La Cosa Nostra 07-12-05 01:28 PM

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Maybe one day I'll upgrade from my '99 1ghz celeron sack of shit..


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